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Stranger than inebriation. A sober sleight of hand. \\

New York, NY
Joined May 2013
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I can’t really explain this, but onomatopoeically vermillion should be a shade of green
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Today, the calendar makes a right triangle, for the last time this century. This Saturday is October 24, 2026. Write it as 10/24/26 or 24/10/26, and the same beautiful relationship appears: 10² + 24² = 26² 100 + 576 = 676 But here’s what makes today special. There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples. Only a handful fit our calendar. Using the rule month² + day² = (last two digits of the year)², the month cannot exceed 12, and the day cannot exceed 31. Those small limits leave exactly 12 qualifying dates in this century. Today is the last. The next will be March 4, 2105: 3² + 4² = 5² That is a wait of more than 78 years. An infinite family of triangles. Just twelve appearances on a century’s calendar. Happy Pythagorean Triple Day.
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I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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Nobody asked but I released some swimwear via runway show couple days ago. 😅 enjoy yall day.
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I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.
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🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
Happy Jamaican Heroes Day 🇯🇲
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Knicks in 5 but Halloween vibes
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A little audacity...gets ya so damn FAR
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Zohran Mamdani: “I believe there must be room to mourn every single life. There must be room to mourn the lives of the more than 1,100 Israelis that Hamas killed three years ago. There must be room to mourn the 74K Palestinians the Israeli government had killed since. What I so appreciated about being at the vigil yesterday evening, as I had been the year before, is that it was a vigil that brought together New Yorkers to read testimonies of their own family members, of others who’ve been killed either on the day or in the genocide since and ends with a shared vision for peace and for an end to the genocide”
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God, it feels like Christmas. Time to fall in love 😍
🚨Snoh Aalegra teases new music.
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Trump just said he’s fine if California gets nuked and they’re protesting Mamdani😂😂😂😂😂 we live in a simulation
Mamdani is stone-faced as the protesters call him a traitor and sellout.
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The word 'slop' has become increasingly uncomfortable for me.
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Finally, a unique experience
Nobody: Me: At 3AM because I’m too lazy to get up and get a drinking water
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when you realize your limitations were self-imposed and you could’ve done whatever tf you wanted all along
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Your faith must persist as life does
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isn’t it lovely how you grow up and suddenly become beautiful in your own eyes?
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whew
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