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Stranger than inebriation. A sober sleight of hand. \\

New York, NY
Joined May 2013
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Today, the calendar makes a right triangle, for the last time this century. This Saturday is October 24, 2026. Write it as 10/24/26 or 24/10/26, and the same beautiful relationship appears: 10² + 24² = 26² 100 + 576 = 676 But here’s what makes today special. There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples. Only a handful fit our calendar. Using the rule month² + day² = (last two digits of the year)², the month cannot exceed 12, and the day cannot exceed 31. Those small limits leave exactly 12 qualifying dates in this century. Today is the last. The next will be March 4, 2105: 3² + 4² = 5² That is a wait of more than 78 years. An infinite family of triangles. Just twelve appearances on a century’s calendar. Happy Pythagorean Triple Day.
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I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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Nobody asked but I released some swimwear via runway show couple days ago. 😅 enjoy yall day.
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I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.
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Knicks in 5 but Halloween vibes
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Zohran Mamdani: “I believe there must be room to mourn every single life. There must be room to mourn the lives of the more than 1,100 Israelis that Hamas killed three years ago. There must be room to mourn the 74K Palestinians the Israeli government had killed since. What I so appreciated about being at the vigil yesterday evening, as I had been the year before, is that it was a vigil that brought together New Yorkers to read testimonies of their own family members, of others who’ve been killed either on the day or in the genocide since and ends with a shared vision for peace and for an end to the genocide”
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Trump just said he’s fine if California gets nuked and they’re protesting Mamdani😂😂😂😂😂 we live in a simulation
Mamdani is stone-faced as the protesters call him a traitor and sellout.
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Finally, a unique experience
Nobody: Me: At 3AM because I’m too lazy to get up and get a drinking water
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Your faith must persist as life does
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isn’t it lovely how you grow up and suddenly become beautiful in your own eyes?
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whew
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I wish I was a beautiful fat bear getting ready for hibernation. I’m tired.
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Have you ever seen a fire lit from vermin? Have you seen the Nile look for remedy for famine? Have you seen the pimps stealing orphans in broad daylight? Have you see a prisoner with no chains? Have you ever had a harvest without sowing? HAVE YOU SEEN PEOPLE IN EXILE IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY? “The prophet taught me patience” What if we were prophets? “The prophet taught me patience” OH GOD Oh God I’ve been touched by evil Then the Generous one listened We have the patience of the prophet, but our life is getting worse Sudan is in a bad way Our fate could make the stones weep Didn’t they hear the crowds rumble? Didn’t they see the blood flow? They make it seem as if they saw nothing, heard nothing Saw nothing. Heard nothing. #Keepeyesonsudan
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I like when people discover you are soft and sweet and then afterwards they discover you are also disagreeable… yeah I’m dedicated to keeping the light in my eyes
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THE GREATEST DAY IN HIP-HOP HISTORY This photo was taken 28 years ago today, on September 29, 1998 in Harlem, New York 📸
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position of the day: a comforting long hug
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we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato
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It’s hard to explain, but "¿Dónde está la biblioteca?" spiritually FEELS like the Spanish version of “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”
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