@offbeatorbit

Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴

 NYC via LA
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Joined February 2009
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@glindauplandOct 24
CYNTHIA ERIVO?! 😭
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Dylan Ali
@dylanali_14h
Flew her out to Michigan to treat her like Sarah Baartman not even a performance or anything omg
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Dylan Ali
@dylanali_14h
They got her doing 360 turns at the MAGA rally like she on a 20v1 🕊️
Pop Base
@PopBase14h
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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Most Powerful.@istillwishuwell8h
Replying to @UnFwithable
The male ego has resulted in so many countless deaths it’s actually crazy
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drew@ImNotOwned17h
This dude being 29 and looking exactly like Ron Desantis is killing me
Joe Mitchell
@joemitchelliowaOct 24
Lindsay James missed over half of her votes in the Iowa legislature. When she did show up, she was voting to give illegal aliens welfare and men in women's sports. Now, she wants a pay raise and a job promotion to bring her Portland, Oregon values to Iowa.
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Paul@orangepaulp11h
me the twice a year I go to basement
Temu Joan Didion 🍉
@temujoandidion15h
I realize it may not be common knowledge that in 2008 before Glee, Lea Michele debuted her Anthony Bordain inspired travel show where she traveled from Manhattan to Queens as a “borough travel junkie” for exactly one (1) episode that has been mostly scrubbed from the internet
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Emma Vigeland
@EmmaVigeland8h
umichvoter
@umichvoter10h
Very Italian town of Clark, NJ Trump +30 Day 1 of early voting 2025: 🔵 57 🔴 75 ⚪️ 36 2026: 🔵 73 🔴 46 ⚪️ 43
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ytsdye@LikeCart00nsOct 25
"No major city in North America is majority White."
Sulla@sullakosmoOct 24
Barring a few inner continental cities like Calgary, Edmonton, Salt Lake, Denver, no major city in North America is majority 'white'. Montreal and Seattle will be minority by the next census. Quebec City is the only supermajority white city in the Americas beyond the next census.
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alpha@omarsbigsister9h
me following the brazilian election results from michigan
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The people united will never be defeated! Congratulations, President Lula.
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latke@latkedelrey11h
the other day a customer came back with her toasted marshmallow iced latte with oat milk and said “this is so good. and i knew it would be good when i saw your little tattoo” djdkdkdkskskskskslal
r.@xxooritaOct 22
i know them drinks nasty😭😭😭😭😭😭
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i’m crying cause imagine an american president had zooey deschanel bangs💀
Daily Noud
@DailyNoudOct 24
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnugga11h
the chicken alfredo all stars
BlackMedia__
@BlackMedia___14h
Multiple celebrities are currently liking posts and videos of Nicki Minaj supporting President Donald Trump and the Republicans. People are finally waking up. Nicki Minaj has broken the wheel and shown that cancellation can no longer be used as a weapon to silence celebrities for their political beliefs.
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Grace
@gracecamille_9h
donate to a family in Gaza paypal.me/animalrescue703

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Indiana Pacers
@Pacers10h
Michael and Grace are back at tonight's game in Brooklyn 👋
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Emi Eleode@EmiEleode13h
You know I was just thinking about how nice it would be to be a regular at a restaurant somewhere, especially after reading Tina Brown’s latest Fresh Hell substack article about one of her happy place restaurants in New York closing down.
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit15h
My favorite restaurant in Brooklyn personally inviting me to their 10 year anniversary celebration this afternoon……..this is why it pays to be a regular lol
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Man what 😭😭😭😭😭
USE THAT CLAY!@Meatfighterr20h
if I had super powers, I would give a nigga roaches but he cant see them or feel them, but everyone else can
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girth brooks@HOWDYBlTCHOct 24
You know when ur peeing and it shifts gears
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amanda 💫@HausOfMandaOct 24
THE LAST PIC OH
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@TheLOKII_Oct 24
ZARA LARSSON and Her Boyfriend Lamin Holmen at a Beach in Miami
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Grime Square@grime_square16h
Don’t deglaze your pan. Deglazing the fond was invented in Park Slope in 2006. Don’t replace our culture never add salt
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit17h
That’s the good stuff! Throw some wine and/or chicken stock in there with some butter!!!
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