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Don Farto retweeted
The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
Don Farto retweeted
When the grocery total isnโt looking too bad and you realize they havenโt yet scanned The Item
Don Farto retweeted
LA melodic hardcore wreckers Cosmic Joke announce new album 'Suburban Decay'; bop along to its lead single "No Threat"
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Don Farto retweeted
imagine if someone in 2016 told me that in 10 years Iโd have more respect for Macklemore than Radiohead. the kind of prediction that medieval kings used to kill their seers for making.
