that Dawg in me lowkey a cat

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Joined May 2014
mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
This is why so many women nowadays donโ€™t want to get married anymore. It has nothing to do with โ€œfeminist propagandaโ€ as men like to lie to themselves. We just donโ€™t want to be a maid and babysitter for a grown ass man who brings nothing to the table other than more chores.
This Is What the Average American Marriage Looks Like in 2026
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
OH!
i need a perfume that smells exactly like doves original soap bar
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
Jenna Ortega wearing โœจ๏ธSchiaparelliโœจ๏ธ Fall/Winter 2026 Couture in the lens of Szilveszter Makรณ for Vogue.๐Ÿชก
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
Vogue US did something right!!!
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
life of 48
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
fucking up at a job that canโ€™t afford to fire you
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
sniff sniff
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
i want my pussy eaten like a mango over the sink
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
How it started vs. how it ended #dinner
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
People in LA after weeks of heat waves and running their ACs non-stop finally sleeping with their window open listening to the rain and police sirens:
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
Me reading Chinese people's sex tips in the waiting room at the dentist
How it feels to scroll on twitter in public
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
this is why you need pervy friends who overshare without even asking
I wish it was appropriate to ask couples what kind of sex they be having.
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
Claviculars lash tech
Clavicularโ€™s lash tech is the best Iโ€™ve ever seen omgโ€ฆโ€ฆ too bad I donโ€™t live in LA
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
Rich people scam poor people EVERY SINGLE DAY, on things actually needed for survival like food/rent/healthcareโ€”itโ€™s only right for the poor to return the favor!!!
My hot take is I donโ€™t care if poor people scam rich people out of money
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
beck is a trifling ass hoe ๐Ÿ˜ญ this man could've EASILY said "let's not" JADE WAS NOT CRAZY
Episode 1 of Victorious will truly always be famous like the alphabet improv scene was PEAK TELEVISION
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crying first thing in the morning man PLEASE
The first thing he told Sabo when they met was "I let Ace get killed in front of me." He never told any of this to his crew ๐Ÿฅฒ He was holding all that in because he is their captain
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
THIN ICE #TINATUESDAY ๐ŸงŠ KEEP RUNNING IT UP HOTTIES ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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mr. bitches ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ retweeted
Steak ๐Ÿฅฉ frites with lemon garlic sautรฉed broccolini and peppercorn sauce. #Dinner Refresher: strawberry lemonade ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‹
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the way rue smells like sunshine and flowers im not even jokingโ€ฆ. miss maam grooms herself all day cuz shes a pretty gal!!!!
cats do NOT smell like baby powder you guys are just biased cause you own cats...they stink๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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task initiation and executive dysfunction is prob the worst adhd symptom for me along with feeling guilt and shame for not being more โ€œproductiveโ€ PLUS feeling like relaxing is a reward for my productivity lol literally no tips/tricks/hacks help me w this problem so im drowning
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