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Joined May 2014
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.@DojaCat arrives to her Pop Mart Skullpanda-themed 31st birthday party wearing a My Little Pony Skullpanda.
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Oh this is cunt af
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This is why so many women nowadays donโ€™t want to get married anymore. It has nothing to do with โ€œfeminist propagandaโ€ as men like to lie to themselves. We just donโ€™t want to be a maid and babysitter for a grown ass man who brings nothing to the table other than more chores.
This Is What the Average American Marriage Looks Like in 2026
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OH!
i need a perfume that smells exactly like doves original soap bar
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Jenna Ortega wearing โœจ๏ธSchiaparelliโœจ๏ธ Fall/Winter 2026 Couture in the lens of Szilveszter Makรณ for Vogue.๐Ÿชก
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Vogue US did something right!!!
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life of 48
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fucking up at a job that canโ€™t afford to fire you
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sniff sniff
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i want my pussy eaten like a mango over the sink
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How it started vs. how it ended #dinner
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People in LA after weeks of heat waves and running their ACs non-stop finally sleeping with their window open listening to the rain and police sirens:
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Me reading Chinese people's sex tips in the waiting room at the dentist
How it feels to scroll on twitter in public
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this is why you need pervy friends who overshare without even asking
I wish it was appropriate to ask couples what kind of sex they be having.
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Claviculars lash tech
Clavicularโ€™s lash tech is the best Iโ€™ve ever seen omgโ€ฆโ€ฆ too bad I donโ€™t live in LA
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Rich people scam poor people EVERY SINGLE DAY, on things actually needed for survival like food/rent/healthcareโ€”itโ€™s only right for the poor to return the favor!!!
My hot take is I donโ€™t care if poor people scam rich people out of money
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beck is a trifling ass hoe ๐Ÿ˜ญ this man could've EASILY said "let's not" JADE WAS NOT CRAZY
Episode 1 of Victorious will truly always be famous like the alphabet improv scene was PEAK TELEVISION
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THIN ICE #TINATUESDAY ๐ŸงŠ KEEP RUNNING IT UP HOTTIES ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Steak ๐Ÿฅฉ frites with lemon garlic sautรฉed broccolini and peppercorn sauce. #Dinner Refresher: strawberry lemonade ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‹
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Megan Thee Stallion & Adriana Lima at the end of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show!
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