kelsey

There’s nothing like calling your parent and they don’t answer. You get to appear like a “good kid” but don’t have to talk about all the ways you’re not a “good kid”.

A ghost image of me, cat scooped in my arms, humming ringtones.

Please please please avoid the area and stay safe.

I just want someone to pound me the way I pound that first beer after work.

I’m glad the black heart emoji exists so punks can express their love to each other. 🖤

HELP THERE IS A DOG SHOW AT MY WORK. I CANNOT BE CONTAINED.

In a fun twist, most service workers will be busier than ever on Labor Day.

People always compare my feet to one form or other of meat.

I wasn’t needed at work so I get to spend my Sunday getting to know my canine roommate and organizing records. This is heaven

Me: Man, my skin has been looking so much better. My skin: Two large pimples, over hard, coming up!

I just keep thinking about how easy it is to get complacent in your own sadness. Comfort and familiarity can be part of happiness, but they’re not one in the same. And sadly you often don’t realize that until you start being happy.

I climbed a 15 foot fence and broke into a public pool last night. Everything was perfect except I left my glasses in there. 🙃

This lil dried bouquet is a reminder of a perfect day spent rediscovering myself and my happiness.

My life is a real shit show on paper but I’ve also never been happier and I’m going to continue chasing that joy despite anything else.

Every. Single. Pill. I. Get. Prescribed. Has. Crazy. Diarrhea. Side. Effects.