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kelsey

@oopskelsey

i am a very unfunny person trying to be funny all the time. it's exhausting.

 Pittsburgh, PA
Joined July 2010
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when people call me cute i don’t know what you mean do you mean cute like a baby bird or cute like u wanna frickle frackle
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If you like Pointing Out What Used to Be A Pizza Hut, you will love Visiting Your Hometown
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever gone to a craft store the day after discovering a new hobby and just gone buck fuckin wild
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The host of this weed cooking show on Netflix is definitely, for sure not a cop
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what the hell? This is such a waist of time, it makes me laugh. 🤪 teapawt.net/wweuk/status/100370895…
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@WWEUK4 Jun 2018
Tomorrow night on #SDLive, @CarmellaWWE is going to UNMASK @WWEAsuka! 🤡 🤑
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kermit wearing david byrne's huge suit is my favorite
Image from leo garcia, who is looking for work ☻ (@hiyaleo)
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edgar allen poe’s most famous short story ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’
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@bobby25 May 2018
truly cannot imagine having any reaction to a star wars or marvel movie (as an adult) other than "that was fun" and then moving on with your life.
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the best: ditto cards illustrated by yuka morii
Image from Louie Zong (on bluesky now) (@everydaylouie)
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“ASK HIM! ASK HIM IF THE WORLD IS FLAT!” #SDLive – at La Verne, CA
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i’ve rewinded the latest mbmbam so many times to hear al roker dunk on the boys
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Prince Nevitt?? ..... and Miz is talking about ‘no respect’ HA!
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there was a bit in the latest mbmbam that really got me. presenting, talking cats
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priests are all married to God, who is in fact 2 men and 1 genderless ghost in one entity. you can't tell me that's not gay
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Some men have a uterus. Some men have a uterus. Some men have a uterus. Some men have a uterus. Some men have a uterus. Some men have a uterus. Some men have a uterus. Some men have a uterus. Some men have a uterus. Some men have a uterus. Some men have a uterus.
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I hate being left out. Whether it’s not being picked for a team, or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn’t exist. Or the sport doesn't exist. I should've known. Poop ball?
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There’s a lot of useful information about millennial favorites - house plants. We also talk about The Rock and something we called “Adult Discovery Zone” itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…
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We begin this weeks episode talking about the rise of the Instagram brow, and things quickly devolove into conspirarcy theories about facial recognition. It's a gas! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…
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Show me how to do that thing you do @ShinsukeN! ⚔️⚔️⚔️ There’s no one in the ring that I respect as much as you, Naka! #meeeeoooow! #wwemmc
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We’re talking cereal this week! The industry is trying to keep up, but we’re still not buying it! media.zencast.fm/millennial-…
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