@orb_net

2 bit himborb, cofounder @ vibecamp

 nyc
Joined August 2010
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WHY DONT I GET THE MONTY PYTHON AHH FINGER WHEN I POST
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telling baristas i work in tech now
twocents
@twocentsOct 26
changing my hinge bio i guess
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the only thing that stops a bad guy with an agent swarm is a good guy with an agent swarm
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"my dog doesnt bite"
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saying oh shit i forgot to do that and immediately taking a capsule of cyanide
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love when they ask about food allergies at restaurants. like no i dont have any, but this guy ! he got a few. genetically unfit guy right here
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this is fucked up but also so funny jesus
Rhys 🇦🇺‼️@SulloReportOct 23
What the actual fuck have I just read
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do you ser
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he doesnt know about public transit
sidereal 🍀
@sidereal111Oct 19
There is one exception to this and it involves the wine-dark and eternal sea
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what
frightplings
@funplingsOct 22
so true
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"impossible standards" they added an extra step to a well-defined process & generated 2 sets, then when signing wasnt working bc they uploaded the weak certs, they stopped using the weak certs internally but left them live and valid til yesterday
Eztainutlacatl
@cbkwglOct 22
Now people should celebrate. An Indian company exits SSL/TLS business. Your witch-hunt and demand for impossible standards has worked.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Generating private keys with more than 3 digits for a world-trusted root certificate authority are not impossible standards. Badly generated keys may endanger - and have - the whole internet by breaking the most important encryption protocol. theregister.com/security/2026/… cloudflare.com/learning/ssl/w…
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apparently no one on my team at new jorb heard about like. any of the vulns yesterday so now im going thro trying to make sure we patch everything
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is this rizz
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lmfao good, doing it voluntarily probably easier, altho idk who would trust them after this anyways
Shobhit Bakliwal@shobhiticOct 22
emudhra is exiting their certificate authority business not because they're incompetent but because of social media reactions
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oracle jvm sandbox 9.1 cve, feeling left out buddy ? dw youre slightly more relevant than php i guess
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not really you just have to have an opinion that people won't believe a 15yo would have
keegan@Keegan59992745Oct 21
The main issue on this app is that a 15 year olds opinion holds the same weight as mine
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: Yeah he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen
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if anthropic understood ts better they wouldnt trust disclosure windows and just make a worm that patches the servers
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theyre already benchmaxxing why not maxx on felonybench
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>about 69% (nice) of the internet runs on php >fucking what >oh what if i exclude wordpress >30-35% much better seriously cant believe ppl still use ts
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