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SUING MY LANDLORD FOR $3K WISH ME LUCK
Looking for a roommate in Sac midtown or downtown if ur not a serial killer my dms are open
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opening the shell of the claymore to retrieve the delectable claymeats inside
Ukrayna askeri, Nato konseptinde Claymore olarak bilinen yรถnlendirilmiลŸ mayฤฑnฤฑn kopyasฤฑnฤฑ kuvvetle muhtemel iรงindeki yaklaลŸฤฑk 700 gram RDX karฤฑลŸฤฑmlฤฑ yรผksek etkili patlayฤฑcฤฑyฤฑ almak iรงin sรถkรผyor. SavaลŸta ortaya รงฤฑkan imkansฤฑzlฤฑklar yaratฤฑcฤฑ รงรถzรผm istiyor.
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this shit scaring the hell out of me
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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iโ€™m so glad my prefrontal cortex is already fully formed
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the washing his hands with gloves on is sooo
being gay actually saved his life
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and if i say im the opposite am i a misogynist ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Loud correct buzzer LOL
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so many beautiful creatures in this planet earth
ใ‚‚ใใ‚‚ใใ‚ฟใ‚คใƒ ๅ…ฅใ‚Šใพใ—ใฆใ€ๆ’ฎๅฝฑไธ€ๆ—ฆไผ‘ๆ†ฉใงใ™๏ผ๏ผ
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Gorgu is too young to be an officer
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Last night I bought a 12 pack of squirt and the cashier asked โ€œwhat are you planning on mixing with this?โ€ And I got so mad that the only appropriate response I could say was โ€œitโ€™s a perfectly fine beverage on its ownโ€
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iโ€™m ngl 90% of my ideation is based on the fact that i have to feed myself
In Tรผrkiye, a man gave up his suicide attempt after being offered a dรถner kebab.
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need a version of this thatโ€™s harry du bois drunk and passed out in a socal suburb
ัะผะตะฝะฐ ะทะฐะบะพะฝั‡ะธะปะฐััŒ
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trying so hard not to do this
if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you
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dressing up as their grandparents for Halloween
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i keep noticing posts that have ai voice and i canโ€™t tell anymore if itโ€™s cause theyโ€™re slop posts or if ppl actually just talking like this now cause theyโ€™re so gpt-brained
he asked what i want in a marriage. we've been talking two weeks but ok.
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at what point do you just hate the human experience
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continuing to exist in a radical act of self-harm
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Replying to @skimpyshits
She just Rick Sanchez for the lesbians
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iโ€™ve always wanted a pet that will beat the shit out of me
A Japanese man shared footage of the moment he was attacked by his pet binturong, also known as a bearcat
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Replying to @MrGChristopher
It's important to understand that they make 11 times much oxytocin as men, and oxytocin is the racism chemical
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ํ์•„์•„์•„์•—โ™กโ™กโ™กโ™กโ™ก๋„ˆ๋ฌด๋งŽ์ž–์•„์•„์•—โ™กโ™กโ™กโ™กโ™กโ™กโ™ก์˜คํ˜ธ์˜ฅโ™กโ™กโ™ก๋ฉธ์น˜๊ฐ€ ์ž”๋œจ์œผ์œฝโ™กโ™กโ™ก์ด๋Ÿฌ๋‹ค ์นผ์Š˜๊ณผ๋‹ค ๋˜์–ด๋ฒ„๋ ค์—‡โ™กโ™กโ™กโ™กโ™ก์•„๊ธฐ ๋ผˆ๊ฐ€ ํŠผํŠผํ•ด์ ธ์–ด์—‡โ™กโ™กโ™กโ™กโ™กโ™กโ™ก๋‹ฌ๊ฑ€๊ป๋ฐ๊ธฐ ์•ˆ์—์„œ ๊ท€ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ์‚ฌ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๋ณด๋‹ค ๋ฉธ์น˜๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ ๋‹นํ•˜๋Š” ์‚ถ ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ค์˜ทโ™กโ™กโ™กโ™ก
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