Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/26/26 - Paul Lander - @HumorTimes
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Wow. If one more disillusioned MAGA guy apologizes for their rabid support of Trump, well, that'll make one.
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They're thinking of THIS guy for the next James Bond? The next Alfred E. Neuman, maybe...
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This person is 62 years old. She has spent more money on botox, filler, and hair coloring than the median American income. A perfectly fine thing to do if you can afford it but don’t pretend to be in touch with the working class with a 6 figure face.
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New Not Coming this Fall drop from the people who didn’t bring you Finding Chemo.
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TRUE STORY: We were right at the heart of these riots in Spain as they were happening, but missed them entirely because we were so absorbed in the Barcelona Museum of Sex.
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When I was on @billmaher’s show back in the day, he’d call me a crazy Tea Party guy. With much disdain. Now look what Maher has become - an authoritarian-embracing MAGA apologist. If you told me back in 2016, that I’d become a NeverTrumper, and Bill Maher would become a Trump bootlicker, I would’ve said no way.
Fiery Bill Maher Tells His Audience 'F*ck You!' as Defends His Dinners with Trump: 'Yeah, I Did It Again, B*tches!' mediaite.com/media/tv/fiery-…
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Thank ya Humor Outcast for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/23/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/rippi…
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Just to clear up any lingering confusion, John, are you supporting Vivek Ramaswamy and Ken Paxton? What about Bo French?
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Thank ya HumorOutcasts for printing this ditty.
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Thank ya HumorOutcasts for printing this ditty.
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Thank ya @HumorTimes for featuring our Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award vid in your Political humor vid category
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Thank ya @HumorTimes for featuring our Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award vid in your Political humor vid category
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What about my paintings again?
Jared Kushner’s Hacked Phone Revealed His Secret Negotiations—Including More Than $700 Million In Transfers vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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When I critiqued YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, defenders said, "You should have gone in with no expectations."
If I had no expectations, I wouldn't have spent $18 to see a three-hour documentary.
Thank ya Humor Outcast for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/23/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/rippi…