cute sexy and my ride sporty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i’ll give him the first two for sure but he couldn’t even do a three point turn out of his parents driveway so not sure about that last one

Image from hope ✧ misses dipnpip (@luvdnpz)

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jo🌞🏒 · Nov 3, 2026 · 5:39 PM UTC

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jo🌞🏒@linnlarsnhansnNov 3

ten years with one of my absolute favourite scenes from skam. Can not overstate how important this conversation was

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troy/robin ✨ · Nov 3, 2026 · 11:06 AM UTC

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troy/robin ✨@pottsbianNov 3

sorry guys i didn’t meet my fandom KPIs this month

pyro 🔥🚒@applefuellNov 1

people who don't contribute anything to the fandom (don't create artwork, fics, or support writers and artists) do not deserve to have an opinion on how the work is shared, and at this point don't even deserve the access to any of it. this will kill all fandoms.

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Lina ✨ · Nov 3, 2026 · 8:42 PM UTC

Lina ✨@phanussieNov 3

when ao3 comes back we should change the tag mutual masturbation to collabagoon

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Lina ✨ · Nov 3, 2026 · 12:01 PM UTC

Lina ✨@phanussieNov 3

doge

羽兰@vemloeNov 2

Was thinking of funny safe words. Imagine screaming HALT!! while doing it

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Lina ✨ · Nov 3, 2026 · 11:28 AM UTC

Lina ✨@phanussieNov 3

but they WOULD believe they're still together after seventeen years 🥹

erin 🌻@admirehowellNov 2

Imagine telling them they’d be a year into hard launching their relationship and showing themselves holding hands on camera. They’d never believe you 😭

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Maynni Lyndell · Nov 3, 2026 · 3:57 AM UTC

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Maynni Lyndell@malyndellNov 3

The beloved spouse vs the toxic ex

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Lina ✨ · Nov 3, 2026 · 11:23 AM UTC

Lina ✨@phanussieNov 3

holding their non-dominant hands just like they do when they piss 💛

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anie💜 · Jan 12, 2026 · 5:40 AM UTC

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anie💜@demadaysJan 12

i can't believe dan and phil sat down to write tatinof and were like ooooo you know what would be good?? if you died because you twerked too hard and i had to pull your lifeless, overtwerkered body off the stage

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kanna · Nov 3, 2026 · 5:25 AM UTC

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kanna@drewphilpilledNov 3

the builders keep making up issues w the phouse so they can come over and spend time looking at phil in those pink booty shorts #sendtweet

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dan and phil fans yaoiville ⚞•⚟ ☆ · Nov 2, 2026 · 11:55 PM UTC

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dan and phil fans yaoiville ⚞•⚟ ☆@catbearbunzNov 2

going back in time to 2015 dan and phil and showing them this photo with their holding hands in public and on youtube and dans painted nails and then disappearing no explanation

hope ✧ misses dipnpip@luvdnpzNov 2

JESUS WAS SEEN IN DOLLYWOOD

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queen evie ⚞ • ⚟ · Nov 3, 2026 · 12:34 AM UTC

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queen evie ⚞ • ⚟@theonIyphanNov 3

annual reminder they’ve owned the phouse for 10 years in a couple months time

queen evie ⚞ • ⚟@theonIyphan2 Jan 2025

hey, your annual devastating reminder that dan and phil bought the phouse in 2017. that’s 8 years ago this year. they’ve owned the phouse for nearly a decade. okay goodnight

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Lina ✨ · Nov 3, 2026 · 8:32 AM UTC

Lina ✨@phanussieNov 3

the face of a TERRIFIED man apparently

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Oliver 🫧 · Nov 2, 2026 · 7:22 PM UTC

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Oliver 🫧@theolivermirrorNov 2

reya 🔞@reyansfwNov 2

can't stand that people think tops HAVE to be cool and nonchalant. what if i want my top to be a whimpering pathetic loser ?? what if i want them to cry and sob from pleasure ?? what if i want them kicking their feet and twirling their hair before dicking their bottom down ??

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