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Lina ✨

@phanussie

hlt stockholm/copenhagen/brighton 💫 this is a comedy podcast

 she/her|29|mdni pls
Joined November 2025
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cute sexy and my ride sporty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i’ll give him the first two for sure but he couldn’t even do a three point turn out of his parents driveway so not sure about that last one
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ten years with one of my absolute favourite scenes from skam. Can not overstate how important this conversation was
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sorry guys i didn’t meet my fandom KPIs this month
pyro 🔥🚒 (@applefuell) profile picturepyro 🔥🚒@applefuellNov 1
people who don't contribute anything to the fandom (don't create artwork, fics, or support writers and artists) do not deserve to have an opinion on how the work is shared, and at this point don't even deserve the access to any of it. this will kill all fandoms.
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The beloved spouse vs the toxic ex
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anie💜@demadaysJan 12
i can't believe dan and phil sat down to write tatinof and were like ooooo you know what would be good?? if you died because you twerked too hard and i had to pull your lifeless, overtwerkered body off the stage
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kanna@drewphilpilledNov 3
the builders keep making up issues w the phouse so they can come over and spend time looking at phil in those pink booty shorts #sendtweet
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going back in time to 2015 dan and phil and showing them this photo with their holding hands in public and on youtube and dans painted nails and then disappearing no explanation
hope ✧ misses dipnpip (@luvdnpz) profile picturehope ✧ misses dipnpip@luvdnpzNov 2
JESUS WAS SEEN IN DOLLYWOOD
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annual reminder they’ve owned the phouse for 10 years in a couple months time
queen evie ⚞ • ⚟ (@theonIyphan) profile picturequeen evie ⚞ • ⚟@theonIyphan2 Jan 2025
hey, your annual devastating reminder that dan and phil bought the phouse in 2017. that’s 8 years ago this year. they’ve owned the phouse for nearly a decade. okay goodnight
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reya 🔞 (@reyansfw) profile picturereya 🔞@reyansfwNov 2
can't stand that people think tops HAVE to be cool and nonchalant. what if i want my top to be a whimpering pathetic loser ?? what if i want them to cry and sob from pleasure ?? what if i want them kicking their feet and twirling their hair before dicking their bottom down ??
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akᵕ̈@dnpissNov 2
what if we all lived
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🍒@kawaiidinofNov 2
dan & phil: we about to pull the biggest prank on our audience 🤣🤣 HOLDING MY BOYFRIENDS HAND AND TAKING HIM OUT ON DATES 🤣🤣 complimenting each other bc we are a couple 🤣🤣 lmfaooo they're gonna love this 🤣🤣 babe wait Lean into me and stare into my eyes 🤣🤣🤣
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akᵕ̈@dnpissNov 2
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Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) profile picturePhil Lester
@AmazingPhil20 Jul 2021
I love seeing gays holding hands out in the wild
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steph✨@stephannle_Nov 2
dan: you know what would be soooooo funny ? If we acted like a typical couple. don’t you think it’s Soooooo funny if we got matching wifey and hubby mugs but the funny joke is we actually use them. and wouldn’t it be soooooo funny if we got a mold of us holding hands ????
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this audio would lowkey be such a good beginning of a tiktok edit imagine “will dan ever be happy…? prospect good!” and it cuts to post HL dan being all 😁 all the time <3
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Replying to @makingdemands
bonus 🎱✨
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ella 🌚@woeismeflNov 2
since I was a baby my dream was to subscribe to the dan and phil collaboratively gay yotube channel and engage in mutual psychological warfare with daniel howell
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ellis ☆@phevervaleOct 31
dnp really do love us like prerecording multiple videos while they were busy with tour prep, 0 sponsors + editing another one while on the road and actively touring just to uphold the spooky week tradition i will not hear a bad word against them
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why did dan keep gently touching phil’s stomach in this video… don’t tell me phil is…. oh my god…
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yog@phreakyogurtNov 1
i love gay halloween
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yog@phreakyogurtOct 31
phappy phalloween
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Dan and Phil crafts as Billy Loomis and Stu Macher #phanart
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