@picodegator

sometimes funny, mostly insufferable #gogata #weare #DUUUVAL #lgm

Joined November 2023
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adulthood is just reaching the point where you start taking melatonin and magnesium for better sleep
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marvièn
@mvn_dn6h
if i attend your halloween party dressed as her it means i won’t be staying long
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Kelly@kellycuccaOct 26
exit interviewer: so why did you quit exactly? me: this job was making me less beautiful
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lacey@emomommie22h
why are your balls in My court
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Bazooka Joe ™️
@bazookajoeOG23h
You try to support a small business and a cookie is $19
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Danny404
@Daniel890680121Oct 26
Adore ur girl cause a dude with an air mattress took mine a couple weeks ago
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i’m begging someone, anyone, to tell me that this is AI
DailyRapFacts
@DailyRapFactsOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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meatball@evilmeatball_Oct 26
brandon spikes didn’t unalive knowshon moreno on the first play of the 2008 edition of the worlds largest outdoor cocktail party for it to be named after ai corporate jumbo slop
Mercedes-Benz Stadium
@MBStadiumOct 26
Due to overwhelming demand for the sold-out Invesco QQQ Atlanta Gridiron Classic – Cocktail Party Edition, Mercedes-Benz Stadium will release a limited number of standing room only (SRO) tickets at 1 p.m. today on @Ticketmaster
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Shafeeq
@Y2SHAFOct 25
Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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Joshwelt@weltszznOct 25
I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don't want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.
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navarro
@nvvarrooOct 25
cuando la policía pasa y tengo que fingir que no hice nada (yo no hice nada)
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 24
Cleanup on I'll 5
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DammyAyo💕
@dartgurlieOct 24
If I win the lottery i’m gonna buy Teams then shut it off
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Chuck Francis@cfisonlineOct 24
pizza party at my house at 7pm. BRING WEAPONS.
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dima 🍉@dimaismadduhOct 24
What happens with me and a roll of paper towels when I’m deep cleaning is between me and god
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oh yeah, we’re definitely goonin boys
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‏ًً@enletritasOct 23
yo poniéndome a cantar de la nada porque alguien dijo una palabra que aparece en una canción que conozco
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Luis Vercetti
@97VercettiOct 24
“why are you so quiet, what’s on your mind?” me:
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o-n🌛🍓@thefloorsonfireOct 23
asked oomf what foods they like for their visit and they said apples, granola bar, corn… im hanging out with a deer
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