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when life gives you melons make melonade

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Joined August 2013
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Not to be dramatic but when I think about some of the men I’ve entertained, I could actually die from embarrassment
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You cannot budget yourself out of poverty. I don’t care what Dave Ramsey has told you. – at Farmers Branch, TX
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Postponing cancer treatments to roll out booster jabs for a variant with 1 death is fucking next level – at Hartlepool, England
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I be like “communication is key ” then ignore everyone – at Houston, TX
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All the nation wants to hear from @BorisJohnson at 8pm is his resignation.
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This is worth paying everyone involved £20,000 a piece. Companies pay hundreds of thousands for reach like this and the ad will still be terrible. This is organically wholesome and fantastic and not only makes me want to go to M&S but to this particular one in Romford.
M&S Romford for Christmas number 1
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Eve 🌻 retweeted
The British media:
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Girl???????? – at Atlanta, GA
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Eve 🌻 retweeted
Men were telling women to “pick better men” which resulted in them being unpicked and with women choosing singleness over slumming it with them 💀
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Eve 🌻 retweeted
i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”
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Stormzy has thrown the ultimate kids' Christmas party in his home town of Croydon - from the bouncy castle to tombola and surprise celebrity guests - here's what went down at the joy-filled festive bonanza 🎅 bigissue.com/culture/inside-…
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latch by disclosure one of the best songs ever recorded – at Dania Beach, FL
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New S6 teaser👀
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i am definitely the target audience for ppl’s everyday “mundane” posts. i love that shit. photo dumps, spotify links and what music you’re listening to, the food you just ate, how your train ride is going. i think it’s so fun and cool
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in advance nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped
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Every part of the Lord of the Rings: Secondary character: However you go, Frodo, you must avoid [Some Place] for the shadow lies there, and no light may find its way through. Even the old trees fear it. [15 minutes later] Frodo: ah, fuck. shit.
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obsessed with the concept of manifesting. just the hottest girl u ever met with successful parents like “yea i think about things and i usually get them 😊” and u gotta sit there and be like “wow ur vibes are sooo powerful”
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#PeakyBlinders series 6. Early 2022, on @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer.
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