i’m so stoned i bet obama knows

telling my son that skunks just really love concerts and to stop asking

playing air guitar before i enter a mcdonalds

using poop to build a community

when the tough guy has big eyelashes it’s like , 𝘓𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘳 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 , 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭

out of breath from thinking about my wife

i just rip mine off and give it to my wife

farting so hard my son turns emo

sam altman 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 sam bankman 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, more like sam 𝑔𝑎𝑦man don’t ever be named sam Again

backpack Full of bones in this mcdonalds

asking for uppies like this lowk

we should have a revolution and get paid to jack Off

Bro, you’re like really good at napping. we should call Guinness

huge plays Big dog, now give me uppies

nothing but love in this applebees big dog

using ppls teeth for money