@refriedbuttsect
 obama
Joined December 2021
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@lildorothy_Oct 25
every day i am more scared than the day before
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slice@sliceofheckOct 24
The guy who invented pooping has gotta be a millionaire
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Mop Penguin@MopPenguinOct 22
theyre deadass selling grilled beetle meat at aldi
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Bodie 2@bodietwoOct 22
Stabbing my poop with a knife
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Bodie 2@bodietwoOct 21
White people be like my dog killеd thеmsеlvеs
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g.@redfourdOct 20
You stupid little fucking bundle of joy
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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 20
telling my uber driver that he has fertile birthing hips
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🌺caulksIeeve🌺@tenthousundOct 20
#NewProfilePic
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@dude_gangOct 20
her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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jake@wormpullerOct 20
We are mere days away from him talking about having gay sex
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@X_Global_tvOct 19
Trump: "I met the owner of the restaurant. He said, 'Mr. President, I'd like to kiss you.' He's a very powerful man. I don't want this guy kissing me, but he's a powerful, influential man. He said, 'Sir, I want to kiss you.' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Sir, I really want to kiss you.' So I said, 'No, thank you.'"
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garshmo@garshmoOct 19
Flying a girl out but the plane crashes
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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 19
your auntie deadbutt looks like the mucinex guy bruh i’m serious
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garshmo@garshmoOct 19
Looking at the cover of a goosebumps book is scary but worth it
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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 18
taking off my shirt to pee at trader joe’s
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throw me to my wife and i will come back pregnant
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🌺caulksIeeve🌺@tenthousundOct 17
#NewProfilePic
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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 16
I don't care what I am
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garshmo@garshmoOct 14
I do think Batman has undiagnosed BPD
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🌺caulksIeeve🌺@tenthousundOct 15
microwaving a smaller more submissive microwave
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sydney assbasket@admiralwils0nOct 13
Farting so hard that my wife files for divorce
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