holding up the checkout line while i chop it up with the 40 year old trader joe’s cashier i’ve befriended because i treat the supermarket like my personal refrigerator and am in there every day
mom just sent me this photo from the birkenstock store and i wanna know who tf is buying the Mop 3000s
they’re saying we have a gut wrenching heartache due to a torturous yearning for the christmases of our childhoods tomorrow
cruella deville retweeted
“i travel to find myself” “i travel to experience different cultures” well i travel to expand my fridge magnet collection
can’t find the gif of the guy opening the book and leaning his head back and all the papers falling to the ground but just know. the intent was there.
5 years today haha #bruh




























