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As predicted on @TrevorPTweets this morning I’ve had more messages about the parakeets and the garden than anything I said…
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According to my calculations as a full-time masturbator with over 9 years of field experience, no.
Let MT = Masturbation Time and SIT = Sexual Intercourse Time.
Given:
MT = 2 minutes.
Now, assuming you've been using lubricant and not operating under Sahara Desert conditions, your projected SIT should be somewhere between 37.5 and 48.2 seconds.
Why?
Because your equation is missing several important variables:
• Woman Wetness (WW)
• Vaginal Grip (VG)
• Heat Multiplier (HM)
• Adrenaline Coefficient (AC)
• "Omo, this thing is actually happening" Factor (OTHIAHF)
After applying these variables to the Decagon Formula, your time reduces significantly.
However...
If you've been doing dry-hand training all these years, then the shock of warmth, wetness, and the fact that another human being is involved may reduce your SIT to approximately 19.6–25.7 seconds.
Therefore:
MT = 2 minutes (with lubricant)
→ SIT = 37.5–48.2 seconds
MT = 2 minutes (dry hand)
→ SIT = 19.6–25.7 seconds.
Yours sincerely,
DECAGON
BSc. Applied Masturbation Mathematics (AMM)
Department of Theoretical Ejaculatory Physics
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If she takes as long to lick pussy as she does to tell a joke im sure she'll be a hit with the lesbos
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Alright, ready for this?
Here’s a quick thread with highlights from The 7 October Parliamentary Commission Report—also known as The Roberts Report.
It’s the most comprehensive document published to date on the events of October 7, 2023, detailing thousands of incidents from that day.
The report was compiled by a commission led by Lord Andrew Roberts of Belgravia—a historian and member of the UK House of Lords.
Its members included Lords, Barons, and MPs from across the British political spectrum.
“We added nothing that wasn’t proven. The horror needs no exaggeration.”
- Lord Roberts, Chair of the Commission
In this thread, I’ll share key excerpts from the report, divided into a few categories:
🔹 The numbers behind the barbaric attack
🔹 Selected quotes from Hamas terrorists during the assault—taken from Hamas’s own materials: GoPro footage, audio recordings, live streams, and social media posts
🔹 Some of the most extreme atrocities committed that day
🔹 Powerful testimony from survivors
No drama. No exaggeration. Just the facts.
Let’s start with the numbers:
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