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@runlikeanerd
 Charleston, SC
Joined October 2011
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I think the elephant really ties the room together
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I fired my first client today, and damn it felt good.
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More children have been shot in @NancyMace’s district in the last month than the total number of transgender athletes approved to play school sports in South Carolina over the last decade. Read that again. Then tell me who’s at war here.
Nancy Mace (@NancyMace) profile pictureNancy Mace
@NancyMace25 Apr 2023
Allowing biological men to compete against women in sports is a war on women.
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I heard this today and I can relate “I am not as mean as I’d like to be and I wish people appreciated that more.”
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me: [whispering to my lawyer] my: lawyer: im not asking that me: [whispering some more] my lawyer: your honor would he still be guilty if he was a worm
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Some shoes are hard to fill…
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when ur mad at me this is who ur mad at
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Midsommar / Midwintar
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my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably. your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure. pathetic.
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“You are a lawyer and he is a hamster” will never not be funny 💀
Steph Veerman (@stephyj725) profile pictureSteph Veerman@stephyj72525 Nov 2019
my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is
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Image from Steph Veerman (@stephyj725)
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Tamarack, an orphaned bear cub, was rescued from a wildfire last year after his paws were burned in the blaze. He was being treated for his injuries when he surprised his rescuers and escaped back into the wild. Update: He has been found alive and was playing with his toy bear.🐻
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KSV@KSVesq30 Nov 2022
I cannot overstate the difference in my emotional well-being when I leave work knowing I have to cook dinner and clean the kitchen v. when I leave work knowing I am going out to eat or doing takeout
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone except Paolo
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(me as a camel) ok one more straw would probably be fine
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call me Ticketmaster because I also breakdown and refuse to work when I’m faced with too many demands
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yeah we’re a couple. a couple of silly gooses
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The line between villain and hero is at its blurriest when you’re convincing a coworker to go buy food with you even tho they brought lunch from home
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Sometimes at my big girl attorney job I just want to look at everyone and scream, “I’m only 25!” Is this just a me thing?
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