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Saints, Phunk, Sarcastic and self deprecating wit. Non-apologetic purveyor of shenanigans, tomfoolery, and other forms of ballyhoo.

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Joined March 2018
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She wanted the Ten Commandments in Texas schools. So James Talarico challenged and humiliated her in front of everybody. Her name is Rep. Candy Noble. And she lost on the same night James Talarico won his Senate race.
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When the American empire finally collapses, historians won't be stunned by the greed of the elite; they'll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn't just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions. Not because it helped them. But because they were told it would hurt someone else. And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without even breaking a single law. This was a comment I saw under my content. I must say… Perfectly articulated.
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Hey @grok! Who is the most famous person to visit my profile?
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There were signs
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You’re sheltering autistics under the floorboards are you not?
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What’s a life-saving medical fact everyone should know?
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Happy birthday goat @Brycen77 the Mavs will win next time my guy
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Missionary so we can play Jenga.
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My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don’t know
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Why is nobody talking about how the fires were very clearly started by faulty power lines?@PGE4Me #PalisadesFire
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A Congressperson can be missing while paid for 6 months without repercussions, but if a service worker sits in a break room for 10 min on the clock it is called theft of time and they get fired.
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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.
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I’ve lived here for 22 years and it never ceases to amaze me how raindrops can bring an entire metropolitan infrastructure to its knees. #DFWTraffic #DfwArea
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I make one little mistake and now my pharmacist adds, "by mouth" to all my prescriptions labels.
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You're digging a deep hole in the sand. Your mother asks if you're digging to China. You check your pocket globe.
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This is the man who will be leading America's top health agency.
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Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."
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OK, these videos are getting out of control 😂
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