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scientist on vacation, father of gay son, magic man

Sacramento
Joined April 2017
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We're taking back what's rightfully ours
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skipping my dad’s funeral because I don’t really feel like adulting today
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i feel like reduced cashew milk right now
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playing fruit themed scrabble by myself instead of facing my problems
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fuck sandwiches
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at least i don’t like star wars or harry potter or the MCU or disney movies or lord of the rings or anime or video games or sports or
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I just don’t understand why that white lady should be imprisoned and ridiculed for inventing this
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whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going.
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Your Honor I’d like to officially retract everything I have ever said or done
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mildew sounds like a word for something much more beautiful
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in my dreams i'm making you pasta and nothing bad has happened to us
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my local theater today 👀
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Halloween 2026 leaks reveal this could be the most chilling one yet.
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Do circles know they’re perfect
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My favorite post of all time
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i hate straight halloween what the hell is a Cat
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He wore his doc martens until they were nurse hamzahs
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slushy noobz
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