Slightly moronic smart-ass. DNI if you have DNI in your bio

Scotland
Joined August 2023
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The plan?
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no thanks pinterest
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Nigga that is GTA 😭
Bank of America methods for you, hit the DM 🙌🏽😤
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Waiting for the news headline “Former Nintendo employees say the company is unhappy Switch 2 has been hacked” as if it isn’t obvious
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani opens a Dark Fountain in the middle of NYC
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani releases 40,000 more 9/11 records that NYC kept hidden for 25 years.
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La despedida de los X-Men de Fox es como cuando sales a despedir a tus invitados y os pasáis otra hora hablando en la puerta.
The original X-Men will reportedly return in ‘AVENGERS: SECRET WARS’. (via @DanielRPK)
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Japan using WWII as a comeback
ナチスに攻められた時のフランス人
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the hardest problem in computer science is getting a file from one computer to another
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" so what's on the agenda for the speech today? Gas prices? Inflation? War?" Trump:
Trump is unhinged. He came to Michigan to say why Abdul El-Sayed is so dangerous, stepped away from the microphone to describe Jon Husted's body, then talked about Nicki Minaj's ass. Not gas. Not jobs. Not prices. Not inflation. Just asses.
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Commission flash for @/ bucht_357
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And they say shakespeares dead
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I think sometimes people over react to this stuff and think THEY HATE THE FANBASE, but to the creators who were probably nerds in the trenches themselves for various things, this is the them venting about Pokemon scalpers who punched out a kid to get packs.
Powerpuff Girls (1999)
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Malfoid is DEAD, this is the new face of the anti woke movement… 🔥💯
Fandom artist @grobi_grafik created this awesome gender-bending imagining of Lester #GTAV #FanArt
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I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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My friend swears there's an alternative cut of The Karate Kid where the scene in which Mr Miyagi is drunk and crying is explained with the reveal that he accidentally karated his own wife and kid to death
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If I was Ethan Klein I'd immediately start aggressively pro-Palestine posting. Say I couldn't before cause of her
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Been getting into opsec due to recent events
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Trump's midterm strategy for undecided voters
Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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Archive.org is currently offline. We are working to restore service now.
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