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Leanne 🤮

@shutupleanne

just a simple little jackass

 under your bed
Joined September 2017
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Red onions are clearly fucking purple
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I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.
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“you look happier” thanks, it’s almost Halloween
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I’m done with show my skin summer, I’m ready for hide my fat fall.
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i have read the room and decided to be illiterate
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Image from Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@woofknight)
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not everyone at your workplace is your friend. do your job. fart on people. go home
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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “Oh, look! A hummingbird!”
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Jamie@spacej_me14 Jul 2025
Creed had some bangers and we were so mean to them
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i legitimately have no idea what anyone under 30 is saying anymore
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Sorry I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.
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Razz@sznrazzz4 Jul 2025
nobody: somebody uncle tonight:
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Image from Razz (@sznrazzz)
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idk, i think the elephant ties the room together nicely
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2joser2loser@joserloser4 Jul 2025
I don't love America. I love hot dogs.
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I’m not getting drunk nomore I been crying at the wrong grave for 2 hours who tf is Willie adams
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every day is Independence Day when you decide to never have kids
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alfie@alfienxo3 Jul 2025
the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck
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eric@gummysalamander3 Jul 2025
you’re telling me a chick peed in this salad
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It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 🤣
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