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@paulwellerHQ cognescenti / @GomezTheBand aficionado (Procrastinating) lay member of the "Church of the Latter-Day Dude." ๐ŸŽฏ ๐Ÿšด โ˜ฎ #FBPE #IStandWithUkraine

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After a couple days of thought; I've decided to depart this swamp. The bots, the racists, the angry & the dim, will crow victorious about taking Twitter back from the woke; only to discover what has survived no longer has value or merit. #Xodus ๐Ÿ”—@simonjmason.bsky.social
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Well, there you have it...
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Trump attacks Iran Closes the Hormuz Straits Global oil prices surge in response to UK pump prices up as a consequence Right Wing wingnut blames Labour & that folks, is how these idiots operate
Well done Labour voters. Itโ€™s now ยฃ200 to fill up with diesel on my work van. Please let me know if youโ€™re a Labour voter when youโ€™re asking me for a job quote, as I will be sure to add at least ยฃ150 on as an expense for being an IDIOT.
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"Fuck Nigel Farage and free Palestine"
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Lovely to hear from you. We thought youโ€™d vanished to spend more time with your money
Congratulations to Iceland on voting to keep their independence.
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Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.
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Why does the media vilify Prince Harry for leaving the royal family more than it vilifies Prince Andrew for being a pedo?
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Diesel has risen about ten times faster than wages since President Trumpโ€™s inauguration, adding pressure to the hidden costs behind groceries, repairs, deliveries and construction. theintellectualistofficial.sโ€ฆ
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Absolutely furious that facts and information like this are allowed on social media while every Reform MP is working so hard to spread misinformation and lies and stir up our gullible supporters who will believe any old bollocks.
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Dear Reform UK. Please could you provide us [the political public], a copy of your acceptable free speech guidance? It may help in any future mix-ups. For example: Reform councillor said they'd melt down Nigerian people to fill potholes โ€” fine. Reform councillor shares a post calling for Natalie Fleet to be shot โ€” fine. Reform councillor says he can't wait for Starmer to be hanging from a lamppost โ€” fine. A man wearing a gallows humour T-shirt โ€” not fine. You see where we find ourselves? You allow vile and rancid comments under the guise of Reform Free Speechโ„ข, but when you see a T-shirt with the word Nigel on it, you lose your shit. How do you even know it meant Farage? It could have been Havers or Mansell. If you could email me your guide forthwith, I'd be much obliged.
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Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface
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Ian's coming over all philosophical about semi-finals:
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We've got this ๐Ÿ’ช
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MAGAs make fun of Nancy Pelosiโ€™s husband when heโ€™s nearly murdered.. Trump said he was glad Robert Muller died. Trump made fun of Robert Reiner when he died.. The left gives Graham the middle finger when he dies and MAGA clutches their pearlsโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคก
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Be less like Elon Musk. Be more like Sam Neil.
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Sticky handed wankrobot and Sheldon Cooper-a-like Darren Grimes having to edit his standard racism is peak Reform Party
There's a manhunt ongoing now regarding Ann Widdecombe's death. This is the most hideous news.
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Rael, you're shouting at a bin.
Binface is an establishment tool. Donโ€™t be fooled by the act.
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