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Hello, you fool, I love you.

England
Joined May 2013
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Argh! Get these pins out of me! It really hurts! How can someone be so cruel to a tweet?! Please let me die!!
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
throw that little shit on the grill #ASAP
Moo Deng has accurately predicted the US election 2024.
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Good morning from me and my giant spot
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
I know this is self-indulgent and hardly a pressing matter but I looked forward to the 21st century so much when I was a kid, even into my 20s. And for me it’s just fucking sucked. I’m an optimist by nature but I feel like I’ve had the spirit kicked out of me again and again
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Four more years of me angrily drunk tweeting Francis Fukuyama.
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the US election has been so stressful, thank god it's the last one
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Realised I haven't changed my name back from Halloween. I'm in no hurry
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For one million dollars...
BREAKING: The New York Times reports that Elon Musk will spend election night with Trump
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Bone, thugs, AND Harmony?! In this economy?
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The best part of Florence Pugh acting is when she goes ☹️
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Can't believe I just found this after Halloween. I would have loved to be a slutty carpet from The Shining.
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I really tried my best. Doesn’t work in my opinion.
I still love the suit but I just don’t understand why they didn’t give the suit the Double D’s.
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Just convinced @CBuckthorn that there was a liner named the SS Ozempic
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Gonna do karaoke with a live band tonight
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At the world famous Bebe Glazer statue
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Hellsite, yes, but it’s free
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I'm on a train and I've already petted two dogs. Tempted not to get off at my stop just to see if I can stroke any more.
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I'm in Liverspoons, or Wetherpool if you prefer
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
I’ve worked in fashion for more than a decade and never has what @almurray said about the industry been truer.
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