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Argh! Get these pins out of me! It really hurts! How can someone be so cruel to a tweet?! Please let me die!!
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
throw that little shit on the grill #ASAP
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
I know this is self-indulgent and hardly a pressing matter but I looked forward to the 21st century so much when I was a kid, even into my 20s. And for me it’s just fucking sucked. I’m an optimist by nature but I feel like I’ve had the spirit kicked out of me again and again
Can't believe I just found this after Halloween. I would have loved to be a slutty carpet from The Shining.
Just convinced @CBuckthorn that there was a liner named the SS Ozempic
I'm on a train and I've already petted two dogs. Tempted not to get off at my stop just to see if I can stroke any more.
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
I’ve worked in fashion for more than a decade and never has what @almurray said about the industry been truer.
























