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Hello, you fool, I love you.

England
Joined May 2013
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
throw that little shit on the grill #ASAP
Moo Deng has accurately predicted the US election 2024.
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
I know this is self-indulgent and hardly a pressing matter but I looked forward to the 21st century so much when I was a kid, even into my 20s. And for me it’s just fucking sucked. I’m an optimist by nature but I feel like I’ve had the spirit kicked out of me again and again
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the US election has been so stressful, thank god it's the last one
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
The best part of Florence Pugh acting is when she goes ☹️
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I really tried my best. Doesn’t work in my opinion.
I still love the suit but I just don’t understand why they didn’t give the suit the Double D’s.
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Hellsite, yes, but it’s free
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
I’ve worked in fashion for more than a decade and never has what @almurray said about the industry been truer.
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
me watching Homer & Mindy episode
Don’t have sex with that coworker, just go home bro
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the most relatable moment in sopranos is when vito goes into hiding and gets a real job for one day and you hear his inner monologue thinking how he must be halfway through by now and he checks his watch and like 45 minutes have passed
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
if you think a girl becomes hotter without glasses you’re a coward
me before and after the substance
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
i don’t buy into all the propaganda big potato peddle on their bags “oh you can’t mash these they’re for roasting!” give a fuck lad
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
new season new desserts
GBBO always has the most made up sounding desserts and they’ll be like “ah yes everyone knows this CLASSIC”
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
Unless we put on one last show
The Church of Scientology is reportedly planning to buy the Jim Henson Company Lot. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/joker-2-r…)
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
They should let you have one of those mini bottles of Prosecco in the Tesco meal deal
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here to report that there’s a Cake cover band called ‘Is It Cake?’
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
Let’s not go to the Fuck Hut tonight, let’s be romantic and go to the:
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
We used to be a proper country
1980s McDonald’s ashtray and matches
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Would have been built in a day
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Liesl when she found out Rolf was a N*zi:
you’ve destroyed the sanctity of this gazebo you belligerent fool
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex retweeted
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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