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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Being an index ETF investor in 2026:
>Portfolio at all-time highs without effort
>Saving money every month to invest
>Mentally healthy
>Able to socialize on a Black Monday
>Never heard of a “memory shortage”
>Thinks Micron Technology is a small cap
>Has no idea who Leopold Aschenbrenner is
>Thinks Amit is a gaming streamer
>Thinks Ken Griffin is from Family Guy
>Living life to the fullest
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Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
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there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel
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Worst case scenario we can just make a new strait. Shouldn't take long once we unleash the productivity boosting powers of AI. Maybe a day or two at most.
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suicide bombing in an age where drones exist, pure love for the game, you have to respect this dedication
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BREAKING: My sources in Brussels have confirmed the official EU response to the Iran conflict:
1. France has surrendered
2. Sweden offering asylum to both sides
3. Greece will ask Iran for a loan
4. Denmark offering Irani leaders free mental health counseling
5. No response from Spain (weekend)
More intel to follow soon
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Jane Street has been putting mass gainer powder in my wifes fruit smoothie for the last 23 years
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Hi Claude, build me the Renaissance Medallion Fund with better returns and less risk , don't make any mistakes
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Anthropic board meeting, Feb 2026.
"even if we manage to replace all software companies with Claude.. the real question is, who will we we be selling the software to?"
"Same people we’ve been selling it to, and whoever else will buy it"
"But Dario, if you do this, you will kill the market for years. It’s over. And you’re selling something to people you KNOW will be replaced by subagents."
"We are selling to willing buyers, who are paying us to replace them. So that we may SERVE humanity's long term well-being"






























