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Lugano, Tessin, Schweiz
Joined August 2018
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Legit check me ♥️
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Being an index ETF investor in 2026: >Portfolio at all-time highs without effort >Saving money every month to invest >Mentally healthy >Able to socialize on a Black Monday >Never heard of a “memory shortage” >Thinks Micron Technology is a small cap >Has no idea who Leopold Aschenbrenner is >Thinks Amit is a gaming streamer >Thinks Ken Griffin is from Family Guy >Living life to the fullest
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Utmost respect for this great man.
France. A father defends his shop. His only source of income to feed his wife and children. They mock him. They beat him. They destroy everything. These are not criminals, they are terrorists. Europe is dying.
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using astra to figure out why she did that to me
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AI startup CFO, CEO, CMO, and CTO
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Three Pakistanis will be executed for raping a French tourist
Pakistanis who gang-raped French tourist in front of her three children after her car ran out of fuel will be executed.
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Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.
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there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel
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spotted in boston logan airport eating shake shack on her way to puerto rico freedom must taste good after 14 months in the clink i'd recognize that hook nose anywhere
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Worst case scenario we can just make a new strait. Shouldn't take long once we unleash the productivity boosting powers of AI. Maybe a day or two at most.
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buy my course.
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suicide bombing in an age where drones exist, pure love for the game, you have to respect this dedication
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Replying to @initjean
"objects that struck the data center" is honestly the wildest corporate euphemism for a missile strike I've ever seen
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BREAKING: My sources in Brussels have confirmed the official EU response to the Iran conflict: 1. France has surrendered 2. Sweden offering asylum to both sides 3. Greece will ask Iran for a loan 4. Denmark offering Irani leaders free mental health counseling 5. No response from Spain (weekend) More intel to follow soon
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Jane Street has been putting mass gainer powder in my wifes fruit smoothie for the last 23 years
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"Camera's broken again, sorry. Nothing from my end though, thanks."
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Hi Claude, build me the Renaissance Medallion Fund with better returns and less risk , don't make any mistakes
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me on the first date realizing i'm being distillation attacked
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Anthropic board meeting, Feb 2026. "even if we manage to replace all software companies with Claude.. the real question is, who will we we be selling the software to?" "Same people we’ve been selling it to, and whoever else will buy it" "But Dario, if you do this, you will kill the market for years. It’s over. And you’re selling something to people you KNOW will be replaced by subagents." "We are selling to willing buyers, who are paying us to replace them. So that we may SERVE humanity's long term well-being"
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