Ex @NYSE member, #strategy consultant, & @LBS MBA. I dig #stats & #performance #optimization - in business or sports, especially #Arsenal & Da Bears🐻 Dog stuff
The Couch
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That's my boy!!! 😍
Gunner is an @AlexAnimals alum. He came for the pawty today. #CleartheShelters @nbcwashington @Telemundo44
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🇺🇸 : France i need help plz
🇫🇷 : I can't im broke
🇺🇸 : It's against the british
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Ok. So this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen this week. teapawt.net/Shinsho_ni/status/1974…
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5 investor archetypes right now:
a) Gen Z buying unprofitable shitcos on margin and they’re up +42,690% YTD so you can’t tell them anything to change their mind and thinking they’re Druckenmiller
b) Gold boomers polishing rocks and building more bomb shelters for the eventual return of Christ while calling for their 7th recession in 5 years
c) Index NPC’s fattening BlackRock’s fee machine while beating 95% of active managers
d) Credit junkies chasing “risk-free” yield in private credit while being led by KKR and friends to the slaughter
e) Crypto bros watching the BTC minute chart while talking about being a long term investor
And every single one of them thinks they’re the smartest guy in the room
Looking at puts on ACN and INFY on Monday morning. Even if there’s no EO on outsourcing coming, the H1-B EO is gonna chill the market.
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3 hours until markets open...
Where do Sep ES futures open tonight?
Answer and retweet.
The follower with the best guess
gets 3 months of Discord access for FREE🎯
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Basic hedge fund economics 🧵. N.B.:
1. for educational purposes only and I will keep it super-simple
2. ofc, personal views
3. No soliciting! I am not coming to defend hedge funds, just to explain some basics. And I am not going to answer replies on the Current Thing.
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BREAKING:
Kylian Mbappé calls on the French youth to vote against Marine Le Pen
“I’m calling to vote against extremists that want to divide the country. I want to be proud to wear this shirt, I don't want to represent a country that doesn't represent my values."
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Mothers Day:
Here are flowers and breakfast in bed, don’t lift a finger, it’s your day!
Father’s Day:
We thought it would be fun if you grilled everyone dinner, also here is a Home Depot gift card so you can finally hang those shelves.
