🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 • 🎤@splitjawhc • @_maudify • evil twitter woman

CHI • 26 • she • poly • GAY
Joined August 2024
Kill me to take my place?
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Evergreen lol
“t4t” this “t4c” that Just date people you like. Please.
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Like employer like employee
AB (@_Starkilla) seems to currently be copyright striking screenshots of his recent tweets that have been posted on Reddit.
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I call it my girl-dick and I want rib remodeling surgery really bad. Am I in trouble yet?
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Do wtvr u want w ur body. It’s yours.
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I am tired and poor and I have a headache and I want to go Home
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I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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A great example of American freedom at its best can be seen every day at @AMCTheatres… Where passionate attendees, many of whom possess almost no basic cognitive function, spatial awareness, common courtesy, and seemingly escaped from some sort of evil lab where they were grown as an experiment to piss me off, go home to enjoy all of the same rights and freedoms as you and me. Truly inspiring.
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“Do you actually have so little respect for Mike Myers?” 😭😭😭
This sounds so coded “Did you mean everything you said” this argument is Ethan trying to keep control of a girl that he’s having an affair with. Never date a super fan 🤡🚨
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Tears of the Kingdom is a very flawed game that I have many problems with and yet I cannot stop fucking playing it. The gameplay loop is still so addictive.
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you know guys, Charlie Kirk has been real quiet about this whole H3 thing.
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maybe i could be the new host?
holy shit it’s actually fucking over
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fuck 2026
Hila Klein reveals her husband Ethan Klein had an affair.
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Hila won’t even get anything in the divorce cuz Ethan spent their whole net worth on frivolous lawsuits
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they put it on sale LOL
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One of the dumbest things I’ve ever thought of
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Took a selfie in the world’s smallest bathroom
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A 'GIBBY' film is reportedly in development at Paramount and Nickelodeon. Described as "Logan (2017) for the ICarly universe". (Source: deadline.com/2026/10/skydanc…)
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