@splitmaude

🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 • 🎤@splitjawhc • @_maudify • evil twitter woman

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Joined August 2024
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Maudern Baseball retweeted
jos@josiahhughes15m
people ask why i do the posts i do... well basically i'm conducting a social experiment. to see how others would react. and y'all just proved my point...
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Replying to @f3dlimid
U need only to look at who actually invested in theranos and see that their biggest donors knew nothing about science to understand that she is full of shit
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Replying to @formativegay
The girls are discoursing again
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✨localchaos✨@localchaos_1h
selling 2 tickets to see the story so far in Grand Rapids tomorrow! I’m sick and can’t go anymore :(
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Evergreen lol
Maudern Baseball@splitmaude4 Mar 2025
“t4t” this “t4c” that Just date people you like. Please.
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Replying to @lyssieisthatyou
Can I have one
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Replying to @figtion
I kind of love the Ethan Bought the Skulls for Tamara theory
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Replying to @bbfeebeee
I think if someone doesn’t like a word u can just stop saying it instead of making up some weird socially just reason why it’s fine actually like wtf is going on
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Like employer like employee
kilo
@kilotonics2h
AB (@_Starkilla) seems to currently be copyright striking screenshots of his recent tweets that have been posted on Reddit.
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Do wtvr u want w ur body. It’s yours.
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Replying to @FinBear17
Let them tweet. Idc.
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Replying to @lilsaltysweet
They have me sequestered upstairs for cross training but I can escape later
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I call it my girl-dick and I want rib remodeling surgery really bad. Am I in trouble yet?
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Replying to @lilsaltysweet
@lilsaltysweet
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I am tired and poor and I have a headache and I want to go Home
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Replying to @loudxclear
Only 2 showings tomorrow but if u don’t wanna spend big-theater-chain money davistheater.com/movies/you-…

You Can See Everything

From boundary-pushing directors Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim.

davistheater.com
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Replying to @suff3rthrough
Truly I wish I knew
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Maudern Baseball retweeted
adam mcintyre
@theadammcintyreOct 25
I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO
Ned Fulmer@nedfulmerOct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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Maudern Baseball retweeted
HARDLORE@hardlorepodOct 24
A great example of American freedom at its best can be seen every day at @AMCTheatres… Where passionate attendees, many of whom possess almost no basic cognitive function, spatial awareness, common courtesy, and seemingly escaped from some sort of evil lab where they were grown as an experiment to piss me off, go home to enjoy all of the same rights and freedoms as you and me. Truly inspiring.
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Replying to @buttghost
Oh?
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