🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 • 🎤@splitjawhc • @_maudify • evil twitter woman

CHI • 26 • she • poly • GAY
Joined August 2024
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people ask why i do the posts i do... well basically i'm conducting a social experiment. to see how others would react. and y'all just proved my point...
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selling 2 tickets to see the story so far in Grand Rapids tomorrow! I’m sick and can’t go anymore :(
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I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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A great example of American freedom at its best can be seen every day at @AMCTheatres… Where passionate attendees, many of whom possess almost no basic cognitive function, spatial awareness, common courtesy, and seemingly escaped from some sort of evil lab where they were grown as an experiment to piss me off, go home to enjoy all of the same rights and freedoms as you and me. Truly inspiring.
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you know guys, Charlie Kirk has been real quiet about this whole H3 thing.
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maybe i could be the new host?
holy shit it’s actually fucking over
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fuck 2026
Hila Klein reveals her husband Ethan Klein had an affair.
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they put it on sale LOL
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One of the dumbest things I’ve ever thought of
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A 'GIBBY' film is reportedly in development at Paramount and Nickelodeon. Described as "Logan (2017) for the ICarly universe". (Source: deadline.com/2026/10/skydanc…)
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lowkey im so done with the taliban
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clo 🕷️@clovescenceOct 18
look the Tina Fey SNL era is absolutely a classic but i feel very strongly that this lineup will never be topped
Never really thought about it but pound for pound career output/success post-SNL this might be the strongest cast ever assembled. Killer after killer
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Great now a bunch of virgin tech bros are gonna cause thousands of mini 9/11s every day
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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Notable guests include Daniel Maté, Adam Johnson, and THE @splitmaude
Why is google AI overview glazing me bro
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i don't want this part of the message to get lost, regardless of your gender, outting a female friend’s sexual assault without her consent is MISOGYNY + pretty fucked up!
A Vancouver woman has detailed allegations of sexual assault against Geordie Greep. She and Greep's former keyboardist spoke to Paste about what happened on October 8. READ: pastemagazine.com/music/geor…
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So true, I bet you can't even find any footage of Sharon Osbourne talking about her political beliefs if you don't count every public appearance she's made in the last three years
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Critics are calling 'CLAYFACE' the best horror movie since 'OTHER MOMMY'. One critic told me, "This is the second movie I've ever seen."
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And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL
Florida’s ‘Deputy of the Year’ used a flock to stalk his ex, held a gun in her mouth, and posed doing a Nazi Salute.
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it’s no wonder he didn’t like DIGGER (2026) – the central argument renders his entire praxis obsolete. (talking about LightsCameraJackson)
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