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Jane Altoids retweeted
Looking for job leads and housing opportunities in New York, I’d like to be back in the city by December. I could really use some help, I’ve been feeling pretty debilitatingly hopeless lately.
Jane Altoids retweeted
A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
Jane Altoids retweeted
He was born in 1946 in a lake. He died in 2455 reentering orbit. He was an astronaut.
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If I was on that Young Sheldon finale where Old Sheldon showed up, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that apartment and then me saying, "OK, we're going to end this show safely, don't worry."
Annie Potts says that Jim Parsons returning as Sheldon in the ‘YOUNG SHELDON’ finale broke her heart.
“I thought the show could have ended [with young Sheldon] and not to the dreaded scene with Jim & Mayim as Sheldon & Amy revealing he was unchanged and unrepentant.
That gave me a stomach ache. It was like, ‘Who crashed our party?! Who invited you?'”
(via: collider.com/young-sheldon-f…)
Jane Altoids retweeted
people who complain about vague posting are the most annoying on this app. people are having conversations without you! that’s life!
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Yeah he did. He wrote about people living on domes around Jupiter. He wrote about late night talk shows being on and popular in the future.
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I’m rewatching the rehearsal and nathan asking the child actor if he sees him as a believable father only for the kid to say “I mean you’re a great scene partner” is so goddamn funny
Jane Altoids retweeted
Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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the fact that estrogen doesn’t reverse the effect of testosterone on vocal chords is like a top 3 evil of the bodily violation that is testosterone-fueled puberty to trans women
