movies/TV, music, food, travel, politics & whatever else i want. i’ve been described as “arrogant” & “cunty” 😌🫶🏼 now fuck off, I bite back

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The way this made me get in my car and drive to the closest early voting station
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Then sell the houses back to the public!
Airbnb hosts are threatening to boycott the platform over its ban on checkout chores Some claim guests will “rob us of toilet paper” and leave properties a mess
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Every time I watch this movie I become more convinced that it is actually a piece of undiscovered, prophetic comedy genius and in about 50 years it'll be in the Criterion Collection next to Chaplin's Modern Times.
This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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It is CRAZY when u talk to pro-lifers and you say “pregnant person” and they do the WHY DONT U SAY WOMAN and u reply “bc a 12 year old can get pregnant and I wouldn’t call them a woman but you prob would idk” and they just. Don’t reply. Lmao.
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Coward keyboard warrior trillionaire flinches and puckers up when an actual human being asks a perfectly fair and respectful question.
Musk’s interview went great: Reporter: What is your thought on the ban of foreign students, you were one of those kids, right? Musk: “I think we want to stick to talking about spaceships.” Reporter: I was told that any topic is good. Musk: “Well no.”
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Came thru so clean thank you patriot
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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I hate when ppl are funnier than me😭
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Come to find out, there’s another one🤣
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Que coraje que a los hombres si los dejan ser feos
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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Do it anyways.
how it feels to vote blue in a deep red state
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can we disband sexiest man alive and start doing women cause i can’t stand looking at these ugly ass men anymore
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it’s always been orange and black? with purple and poison green as supporting characters
It's cool that purple and orange have become the canonical Halloween colors like red and green are for Christmas. Halloween did not have canonical colors when I was a kid.
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going as big miss steak 😭💀
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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We don’t need any more shows about tech nerds we need shows about OLD FASHIONED NERDS
First trailer for ‘DIG’, a new comedy series starring Amy Poehler & created by ‘The Good Place’ creator Mike Schur. The series follows a group of archaeologists who discover a rare artifact who decide to hide it from their boss. Releasing November 23 on Peacock.
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Can we also talk about how Wikipedia entries are no longer at the top of a search 😭
genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks
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god i miss when i could just buy something and it wouldn't generate 50 fucking emails in my inbox
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como é fumar depois de um dia horrível
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These websites are starting to piss me off. Why the hell do I need to accept all your cookies, share my location, spin a wheel for 20% off, and hand over my email just to see how much something costs?
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