@tarnationface

electric microwave owner/operator. endangered hypebeast. chemical engineer. he/they. @tarnationgrace priv

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Joined July 2020
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my base of power is primarily men aged 20-35 who self-identity as Nephews and women who report having a positive or very positive opinion of the Ottoman Empire following the Tanzimat reforms
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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog1 Oct 2023
Getting sent to the corner of class in a dunce cap, and doing body weight exercises and converting to Islam
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BREAKING: a mollusk has been spotted in the Chesapeake Bay, less than 50 miles from this nation's Halls of Power
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 27
I just realized Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year wtf
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finding the beuty in everywhere.
Zero Adulting@zeroadultingOct 23
what's your twitter account mainly about?
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bringing in a particularly wise earthworm to consult on the mollusk investigation. not his field of expertise but at this point I've hit a wall and maybe an outsider perspective is the key to unraveling this whole affair
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the year isn't over yet but I fear this declaration may have been somewhat premature
padishah rat bastard@tarnationfaceJan 20
I'm declaring it: 2026 is going to be the Year of Infinite Wisdom
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don't remember looking this up but I'm also not sure why I don't search this more often
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Coldplay deciding their next song
tugboy fresh 𓅃@TugboyFreshOct 22
Let it be yellow
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damn Liver Baddie ok! 😂😂😂
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ignore the article title I meant to crop that out
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I've discovered a new vitamin, and all of you are now deficient in it
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PADISHAH REVIEW CORNER Incident at Galley House is pretty good. the mystery can be a little too easy sometimes because most scenes clearly signposts you to the next one but you can also go super nonlinearly just off your intuition, very fun detective game END OF CORNER
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probably just a translation thing but I've always liked that important events in 1900s Japanese history are called Incidents, like the Zhang Zuolin Explosion Death Incident or the Marco Polo Bridge Incident
Rocky@viperwaveOct 20
Fake Japanese account: "This is what diversity looks like. We must never let this reach Japan" Real Japanese account: "Koreans claim to be civilized yet if we look at the 1936 Boat Incident you may see differently" [Blurriest black and white photo you've ever seen]
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American history was forever changed by the John Kennedy Parade Death Incident and the September 11 Incident
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Mein größter Albtraum als Spongebob Fan ist es meine geliebte Freunde und Familie tot aufzufinden
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morbidly obeast@STRONG_PlSSOct 16
Bubble conscript: I.. I can't go on anymore Sarge. I'm s-scared Palmolive drill sergeant: Get tough on grime right now maggot or you will not survive the Grease Wars
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Evan@evanjmaderOct 15
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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARDOct 13
Rated PG-13: Someone is shown blowing their nose, soda falls and is implied to stain t shirt
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samuel@samqpeirceApr 7
RICE purity test 1. made a faux pas 2. made a blunder…while someone else watched 3. spilled soda/sweets causing a stain 4. gum in hair 5. forgot to do homework once 6. stuttered
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mania !!@ManiaGTCOct 12
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