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@tdmackey

former blue check

 San Francisco, CA
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Joined September 2007
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kids these days 🎒
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@MoonPie20 Nov 2017
Not really just stuff em up there I guess teapawt.net/uketrout/status/932704…
Rob McCoy (@uketrout) profile pictureRob McCoy@uketrout20 Nov 2017
Are there any @MoonPie stuffing recipes for turkey? #notjustdessertanymore
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DevOps offsite.
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what if the AI finds that zerg rushing is the best strat
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Replying to @John_M_Nelson @jscarto
Eclipse watching always makes me hungry.
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🤔 Who needs a fidget spinner when you have pagerduty 🤔
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grazi@wxnghead28 Jun 2017
omg this looks very unpractical i want ten teapawt.net/ivaderer/status/880068…
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lol i'd never checked out LMFAO's full discography before
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[P] There once was a man from Covfefe
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You're all laughing, but perhaps the real Twitter is the covfefe we make along the way.
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Wakes up. Checks Twitter. . . . Uh... . . . 📈 Lookups fo... . . . Regrets checking Twitter. Goes back to bed.
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if you're not part of the solution you're part of the covfefe
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@missmayn31 May 2017
In Trump's defense, it's hard to translate your tweets from Russian. #covfefe
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delix@exdli31 May 2017
I'm thinking #Aqenbpuu if it's a boy and #Covfefe if it's a girl.
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This baby #covfefe is so cute! But they're so expensive, only really rich people can afford them. teapawt.net/barks/status/868464271…
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"And just before you serve it, you hit it with a dash of #Covfefe"
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My Neighbor Totoro (1988) teapawt.net/TheAnimalVines/status/… – at Tempe, AZ
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There's a bottle type to represent every body type. For example, mine:
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The feeling when you realize the robots will steal your job
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