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steve patrick

@thestevepatrick

it’s only life

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Joined September 2008
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Washington Capitals
@CapitalsAug 19
Duo Day
Graphic celebrating 8/19 that featuring cutouts of Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom jumping up in the air.

ALT Graphic celebrating 8/19 that featuring cutouts of Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom jumping up in the air.

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Washington Capitals
@CapitalsJul 2
IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️ The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million. #ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness
The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension.

ALT The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension.

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Washington Capitals
@CapitalsJun 23
NEWS | The Washington Capitals have acquired forward Jordan Kyrou from the St. Louis Blues for forwards Connor McMichael and Milton Gastrin and Washington’s first-round pick (16th overall) in the 2026 NHL Draft. #ALLCAPS | @Shift4

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em@e_munsonJun 15
A metropolitan division tradition unlike any other
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Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNApr 29
It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenterApr 11
One more chance to thank Ovi 🙌 These eight hockey fans got to meet with @Capitals legend Alex Ovechkin to give thanks for the impact he's had on their lives.
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Washington Capitals
@CapitalsApr 12
For the 100th time
Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby pose for a photo pregame.

ALT Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby pose for a photo pregame.

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Arnaud Bertrand
@RnaudBertrandMar 29
The objective of the war has become undoing the consequence of the war. The stupidest war in history.
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Elliotte Friedman
@FriedgeHNICFeb 22
This was beautiful. Team USA brought Johnny Gaudreau’s jersey, where it was on display in its room. Today is Johnny Gaudreau Jr’s second birthday
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New York Post
@nypostFeb 2
Hospital evacuated after 8-inch WWI artillery shell discovered in patient’s butt nypost.com/2026/02/02/lifest…
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Allie Berube
@allieberubeJan 11
Kids getting AFTER it on the ice in the Hershey Bears intermission game #ElectricFactory
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Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026. We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.
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The BIG 4-OOOOOOOO Happy Birthday, Ovi! #ALLCAPS
Happy Birthday graphic for Alex Ovechkin featuring multiple cutouts of the goat and goats.

ALT Happy Birthday graphic for Alex Ovechkin featuring multiple cutouts of the goat and goats.

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grimace@siIIymonkey15 Sep 2025
party rocking with a mouse tonight piece of cheese im gonna have a big bite
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🍂👻🎃👻🍂
Image from 🎃👻Jeanne Loves Horror👻🎃 (@1carolinagirl)
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8️⃣1️⃣9️⃣❤️
Graphic celebrating 8/19 with Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom lifting the Cup and their jersey numbers layered over top. Text reads “819 forever.”

ALT Graphic celebrating 8/19 with Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom lifting the Cup and their jersey numbers layered over top. Text reads “819 forever.”

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New Jersey
@NJGov12 Aug 2025
HAHAHAHA
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@nypost11 Aug 2025
New Jersey beat out New York in ‘best state to live in’ ranking — here’s who else made the list trib.al/DtWSiTy
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NHL
@NHL28 Jul 2025
A Nicklas Backstrom appreciation post. 🦅
Photo of Nicklas Backstrom lifting the Stanley Cup on ice in a Washington Capitals uniform in 2018.

ALT Photo of Nicklas Backstrom lifting the Stanley Cup on ice in a Washington Capitals uniform in 2018.

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hey does anyone know what's supposed to go in the gaping void??? i've tried art and music and friendship and regular career and artistic career and romance and drinking but they don't quite fit
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