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Joined February 2024
thom retweeted
How Jay Z gonna open up the Superbowl
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kiss marry kill pizza, fries, burger
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thom retweeted
How Jay Z gonna open up the Superbowl
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thom retweeted
Caught this nigga red handed. Face full of nuts
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Not sure I’ve ever laughed out loud harder at a headline before
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thom retweeted
Is he?
.@GregAbbott_TX is block walking in Hutto following his campaign stop
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Corpus Christi is the funniest city name bc it means Spaniards saw some shitty Texas beach and said “this is the body of Christ”
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Dap was so clean it overpowered the crowd noise
Obama daps up Abdul El-Sayed as he greets a fired-up crowd in Detroit
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this is how i think the number 68 feels
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thom retweeted
The elephant never forgets
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We really can’t have shit anymore huh
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thom retweeted
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He looks like Epstein
drake used to be ugly af omg😭
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thom retweeted
he dressed like he signed the treaty of versailles
Jayson Tatum on Jaylen Brown: "This ain't no fucking Shaq and Kobe. There's no beef." Part of Tatum's response (via @NoaDalzell, @RealBobManning):
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thank you for using the “kind but strict old gays who live in the apartment upstairs” photo
When the Knicks win on weekends Wingstop gives away five free boneless wings Code is NYC5FREE
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thom retweeted
“You’re 24 and a rookie, relax” 😭😭😭
What Luka Doncic Really Said To Yaxel Lendeborg👀: Luka: “You’re 24 and a rookie, relax” This came after tons of trash talk: Yax: “You’re trash as f*ck.. you suck!” Luka: “Shut up, pu**y” Yax also complained about his whistle: “That sh*t is weak as f*ck”
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thom retweeted
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have unionized.
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The reporter that called Kevin Durant "Mr. Unreliable" should be fired or, at least, apologize. He is a truly great player and a winner!
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Druski/the strokes
your next three shows!!!
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