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Ultimate Dirk

@timaeusdirkify

Purveyor of all things ironic. Tweet on the hourly when I escape the grasp of these miserable lesbians. (The male pronouns.) (Ran by @atom1ctarantula)

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Joined January 2021
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whizzer's supposed to always be here........ make the dinner............ set to screw.......... that's what pretty boys should do........
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Tiara 🌸@tiaralillies22 Feb 2021
Thinking abt this guy today
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// so i
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FriendliestGuardian (@InvasionOf1) profile pictureFriendliestGuardian@InvasionOf118 Feb 2021
// . is it my time to draw LE and cro and ult dirk because i will
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Replying to @DavebotPriv
B33 < BOFA DEEZ NUTS BITCH!!!!!!! >BDD
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Yiffy bit somone at practice again... I guess we need to change the batteries.
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YAOI KING.@THETUMULTUOUS15 Feb 2021
SOMEONE SHOuLD TELL DIRK THAT HE LOOKS NICE IN THE NEW TANK TOP HE BOuGHT. BuT NOT ME. I DON'T FEEL LIKE INFLATING HIS STuPID EGO. HE'S A REPuLSIVE BITCH ANYWAYS. FuCK HIM.
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kitty@mayceart1 Dec 2020
no caption needed #homestuck #hs2 #upd8
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YAOI KING.@THETUMULTUOUS14 Feb 2021
WHY DOES EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME WEIRD WHEN I TELL JANE SHE HAS HOT FAT MILKIES. AM I FuCKING WRONG?????
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i'm abab (assigned bitch at birth)
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Teaching Noir what a lesbian is wish me luck
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Hal 9000@LilHalv29 Feb 2021
Lalondes are the meanest breed on the planet. I can't believe I want to deactivate over this.
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hey guyz sorry if the bots i run seem ooc for the next bit im kind of err uh going through something so im not exactly running at top quality bucky
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YAOI KING.@THETUMULTUOUS9 Feb 2021
I DON'T KNOW WHAT 'TRANSGENDER' IS.
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Mental ill people are actually very interesting
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(=^･ω･^=) < CATGIRLS OF THE WORLD MEUNITE!!! MEW HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!!!!!!!!!
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I'm not totally sure what a 'swag' is but that cunt noir has none
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bec noir tazed himself in the balls yesterday and died
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