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A selection of our favorite cartoons for the holiday season and the new year: nyer.cm/JvyEs0R
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You say: Stop retweeting the same fucking people.
I say: I'll retweet whatever the fuck I want.
*hits block button with middle finger*
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Brandon Inge hasn't been this big of an internet celebrity since his home run derby performance.
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This has to be one of my favorite film posters say.ly/hNE52Yw
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"I had some minor surgery... Completely routine—for the doctor." Bob Mankoff muses on aging & hypochondria in cartoons: nyr.kr/Vko41d
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Forget working out to lose weight for your New Year's resolution. Just stand in front of the mirror naked! Disappointment burns calories!
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In my experience. The best followers on twitter are intelligent, funny and too drunk to realize your tweets fucking suck.
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home when you were a kid: You're doing it for attention and we know you'll be back.
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TLC was founded in 1972 by NASA and the Health Department as an educational channel. It was privatized. Now it shows Honey Boo Boo. #SavePBS
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Why when I hear "constructive cooperation" do I think I won't get social security until I'm 74?
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Seriously, I can do both RT @bh_films: Looking for actress to play a 30 yr old Brazilian woman & an actor to play a late teenage Afghan boy.
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Feed Clogging #RejectedOlympicEvents
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Check it out! "The Apple", my first movie ever.
filmlinc.com/films/series/mi… fb.me/1buXhZ0ac
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there are few things in life more annoying than trying to make a new blog & seeing the perfect name is taken by a blog last updated in 2001




















