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witty turtle

@turtlewits

money is slow. wits are sharp. $SPX & $SPY 0DTE + swings | TA nerd watching you buy the top since 1949. not financial advice 🐢🕶️

 inside my shell
Joined June 2021
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the rabbit trades 400x leverage on a 1-minute chart. the turtle buys quality and goes for a nap. ​one of us has a shell. the other has a margin call. choose wisely. 🐢🕶️ $SPY $QQQ $IWM $VIX
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MAGA dropped Elona faster than he did Shivon! Pay time!
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$INTC just went to prison with bubble boi pumper! lmfao
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put him in prison. he needs to disappear in the depths of hell. $MSFT
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Bill Gates says next 20 years will be most "tumultuous” period in human history
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it's hard to miss @NICKIMINAJ ass! beautiful ass! says a fossil! 🤣 @MELANIATRUMP is right to get paid for each appearance. Iykyk
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if someone told you they only had $2K to invest, where would you "advise" them to put it?
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@Juls_FinanceOct 7
$SPCX is exploring a massive $40 billion financing deal to buy $NVDA AI chips, marking one of the largest debt packages ever tied to the AI buildout. The early-stage talks involve raising around $10 billion in bank loans and $30 billion in investment-grade debt. Apollo is expected to lead the placement alongside participating asset managers like PIMCO. While discussions are still preliminary and could fall through, a potential closing is anticipated around 2027. What do you think dear trader, investor?
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folks, something will have to give at some point!! crazy that the market is running without a care !
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@Juls_FinanceOct 5
Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a meme coin, it's the US Govt 10 YR Yield!! Whoa!! 5.349%
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dude remains god of undefeated gods ! 🫡 #btc $BTC
Barchart (@Barchart) profile pictureBarchart
@BarchartAug 21
Jim Cramer dumped all his Bitcoin $BTC a few weeks ago so that we all could enjoy the bull market 🙏 Thank you for your sacrifice Jim 🫡
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$BTC is giving shorts a very hard time!
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and it's gone! i did not renew...i am tired of it...maybe later but for now, i am tired cos there's 0 reach!
witty turtle (@turtlewits) profile picturewitty turtle@turtlewitsAug 18
fuck this Elon's blue badge!
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what if @michaeljburry had inside info about $NBIS offering??
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i have seen several people make the same observation. is it becoming hard to make money in this market or have you been killing it?
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$MU $SNDK holders waiting for $KOSPI to open.
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fuck this Elon's blue badge!
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been a while! good morning traders and investors ! it's a red premarket. btw, what do you think about Nasdad stunt here? degens will never get sleep. 😂
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IV prohected to swing in the double digits for some of these! buckle up!
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reply gang after reading the new rules. 😂
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so you said that Berkshire was back and eating dips like this? who's bearish??
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