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comic book artist, manga letterer, slacker, she/her

Brooklyn
Joined June 2009
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sent this to my sister and she said "please never get medicated"
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Itโ€™s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last nightโ€™s election results. If youโ€™re someone who still believes in President Trump, Iโ€™m sure youโ€™re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
>The year is 1998. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released. >The year is 2026. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released.
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Okay, this is good. Now. And this part is a lil tricky. Weโ€™ve had trouble with it before, so listen closely: You need to fucking do something with this power IMMEDIATELY when you get sworn in. Day one. No more letters. Use this power day one or your asses will never get it again.
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Saying nearly 160 people die a year in the reflecting pool is so funny. That's like a throwaway joke they'd do on The Simpsons about the people of Springfield
Trump: "We were losing on average to death 3 people a week. And now we don't have that."
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Everyone who talks about this series says the same two things. Don't bother reading, just listen to the audio, and you have to read three books before it gets good. And that sucks, everything about that sucks, please love yourself more
So I bit the bullet and started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl to see what the hypeโ€™s about and have any of you read a book before because this might be the worst thing Iโ€™ve ever read.
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The Marie Kondo takes is where I started realizing we donโ€™t actually process or understand the things we read, because she said if it sparks joy and has real meaning to you keep it but if youโ€™re just hoarding things with no emotional value to youโ€ฆmaybe declutter your space a bit
marie kondo doesn't work on you if you're a little freak that buys really niche shit, has strong preferences bordering on the neurotic, spend YEARS hunting down specific items, and think you can refurbish or repair anything. unfortunately all these traits also make me unbearable
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Just saw oomf genuinely say itโ€™s โ€œworth looking intoโ€ any adult that goes to a Disney park whoโ€™s not accompanying a child and I desperately need yall to get a grip please donโ€™t make me defend Disney adults itโ€™s a fucking theme park
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
. @Etsy Etsy has betrayed artists and crafters. This is disgusting. I'm looking for other places to sell before they start selling my work to ai thieves in December. linkedin.com/pulse/etsy-now-โ€ฆ
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
god i hate the way tech people talk. did i really think that pressing the delete button deleted my photos? yeah! obviously i did ya fucking dick
didnt everyone know this? ofcourse your deleted photos are not deleted from your phone, what do you think your phone does to your deleted photos? send it to the sun to be incinerated?
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speaking as someone who already knew this: yes of fucking course most people think the delete function actually deletes files oh my god you techbros are so fucking out of touch
didnt everyone know this? ofcourse your deleted photos are not deleted from your phone, what do you think your phone does to your deleted photos? send it to the sun to be incinerated?
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Dryer lint son or mold spore daughter
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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wake up babe, people are about to discover reading.
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
๐Ÿšจ NEW LICENSE ANNOUNCEMENT ๐Ÿšจ Georgie by Mann Izawa and Yumiko Igarashi Follow a spirited young girl from the Australian countryside to England on a quest to find her roots. This classic 1982 shojo masterpiece is coming to print in two gorgeous deluxe editions!
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
i want everyone to know brazil just won against fascism despite them having the media on their pockets and the elites on their side despite millions of dollars of american interventionism despite totally unrealistic odds if we can do it, so can you
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Vanessa Satone ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
ok so men are people
Why the fuck would you ever think a man is your friend? More specifically your friends man you donโ€™t hang out with one on one?
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It's pretty amazing how some people agree with the basic right wing evangelical line that society should be so intensely sex segregated that women should not have friendships with men but do not understand that this belief is deeply conservative and anti-feminist.
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Late stage capitalism is when people who bought up property and fucked the housing market go on strike because they canโ€™t force their guests to do domestic labor
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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