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Joined November 2009
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WOW. JUST WOW! Bibi Netanyahu NAILED it at age 28! The year is 1978, and EVERY WORD rings strong and true. It's all here: - The Arab refusal to recognize Israel's right to exist - The palestinian self determination is invented as a tool to destroy Israel Bookmark and share!
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Dan Ghambi retweeted
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"We can negotiate even with the devil for the sake of Uganda" This is how much Gen. @KagutaMuseveni loves Uganda. A true Revolutionary. 🙏👏
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This will never be unfunny... Every time I watch it I burst in laughter 🤣
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Gentlemen, if you choose to date a 22-year-old lady in college and take her out, she will expect you to pay the bill, but it will be affordable because her expectations and experience will be limited to chips dunga at Sunford. If you date a 26-year-old intern at your company and take her out, she will still expect you to be the man and pay the bill, but the bill will be higher than the student's and her expectations will be for you to take her to Copa Ivy. If you also choose to date a 35-year-old lady, who is a departmental head at your company and take her out, she will also expect you to be the man and pay the bill, and it will be much higher than the intern's because she will expect you to take her to Radisson Blu based on her experience and imaginary status. If you also choose to date the 42-years-old childless, war veteran manager at the company and take her out, she will also expect you to be the man and pay the bill, and guess what? It will cost a King's ransom because she will expect you to treat her for dinner in Maasai Mara. So, gentlemen, paying is constant. Whatever you choose to do with this information is entirely up to you. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Please help find Agnes Katengeza who has been missing for a week. She was last seen in Area 49, Lilongwe she drives a KIA number plate BY5149 – at Malawi
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We just spent hours in a Nairobi traffic jam, simply because impatient and selfish drivers were overlapping and choking the lanes. There's an unpopular theory on this. The day you come to an African country, and find the motorists have discipline and can self-organise not to jam up the already narrow streets, that country will be ready for economic take-off. Because that structured and clever system-flow mindset necessary for creating wealth will have taken root. The craziness that comes from this overlapping and clambering over pavements, tells you the country isn't ready yet. It's not ripe. It will remain economically backward
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Irish Embassy Head of Cooperation, Mark Montgomery, is expected to open the GETF proposal writing workshop this morning for companies shortlisted after the call for expression of interest stage. getfmw.org/news.
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Apply for an opportunity of a matching grant for innovative ideas in green energy solutions. Express your interest now through getfmw.org @MalawiGovt, @UNDP, @Irish_Aid #GETFMW #GreenSolutions #JustEnergyTransition
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A bitter woman says: All men are the same. A wiser woman decides to stop choosing the same kind of men.
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Chitipa-Rumphi road now
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Yes indeed, give Malawians alternative sources of energy before implementing the current punitive laws for those found selling or using charcoal and wood. As a start, maybe start arresting those in our barracks, prison facilities
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Thinking about having sex? ✅ Talk to your partner about safe sex practices ✅ Discuss what you do and don’t want to do ✅ Remember sex should always be your choice, each and every time. You’re the only one who can and should decide! #ValentinesDay
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Is your man stingy? Are you tired of him? Do you deserve better? Hurry now, get a job and leave someone's son alone, satan😠😂 – at Harare, Zimbabwe
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 happy Friday Junior folks!
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Residents of Makina village, Masaba sub-county in Busia district are in shock after one of their own Steven Ouma Atiki died while having sex with a married woman in a bush. The deceased’s brother says he had severally warned him to stop seeing the said married woman in vain.
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MCP's Frank Chiwanda says one of the cabinet ministers in Tonse Alliance govt blocked this Face the Nation interview from airing on Rainbow TV.
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Understand some of the road marks. Drive carefully on the roads of #Malawi
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This is a root of an Acacia specie, it is a contraceptive used by Africans in Ancient times. It was chewed by women about once a week to prevent pregnancy. This method still works and there are no side effects
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