@weejohn1976

I like to keep it light, but it’s not always easy on this platform.

 East Kilbride, Scotland
Joined February 2022
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Ok, that is a problem
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One of my favorites because I have no idea what his plan even was here.
Corby! (SFX COMMS OPEN)@CorbyVoSep 1
Whole tl is talking about Looney Tunes so heres my favorite joke ever
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Ryan W. Mead@rwmeadSep 2
This is my favorite Wile E. Coyote joke of all time and a clear precursor to what Simpsons showrunner David Mirkin would later refer to as “screw the audience jokes”.
Miguel@thatdaffyduckSep 1
There's no way I can let the conversation about funniest Looney Tunes moments pass without raising:
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My daughter’s cat Hector dreaming about food 😂
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Hugh Laurie
@hughlaurieJun 7
Replying to @jan_murray
Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy. One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what?? The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you. Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!
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Absolutely howling at some of these answers 🤣
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Gerry
@GerryKeogh_Apr 14
Some say this a a rare picture of Simon and Garfunkel at Govan Underground. Taken during their 1965 tour.
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Kosher
@koshercockneyApr 14
Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this every time they see a map of the Strait of Hormuz.
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Andy Ha@AndyHa_Apr 12
Celebrating a winner in front of the away end after being called a feathered wanker all game.
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATUREApr 11
Photographer Scott Sessions captured a Male peregrine falcon cleaning its talons on the cliff side.
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Maradona will be in stitches upstairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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McTominay, arriving back at Napoli to tell his Italian teammates when his bins are out this summer.
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AmericaReal
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British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard
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DrKaiaRSakri
@DrSakriKaiaMar 25
Replying to @TMT_arabic @Anabasi80862948
@TMT_arabic @Anabasi80862948
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Aztec Camera are nice East Kilbride, The Mary chain are evil East Kilbride
LilyKisser123 🍏@deusworxMar 10
The Beach Boys are nice California. The Doors are evil California
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One of the greatest ever anti-war (Iraq) speeches by the late, great Tony Benn: “What fools we are to live in a generation for which war is a computer game for our children and just an interesting little channel for news item. Every Member of Parliament tonight who votes for the Government motion will be consciously and deliberately accepting responsibility for the deaths of innocent people if the war begins.”
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