27 | bi | aus | lifelist 660

Joined August 2020
hi im kaden i like birds and climbing rocks
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practicing rejection therapy and my ebird reviewer is NOT happy with me
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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lets be mouldy with mama
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im at a point where sub 5 hours is considered a quick jaunt
One thing about birders is we are definitely willing to drive for a good time
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i've started picking fights with technogically illiterate birders in the ebird discussion facebook group just to spice up my day
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I hate birder Halloween because what do you mean you’re the Chestnut-bellied Flowerpiercer that got disgraced lister Jason Mann his fraudulent 10,000th species the same week as Peter Kaestner?
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me and the girl i picked up posting bird photos on X the everything app
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same vibe
you like sluts because you’re horny i like sluts because they’re artists whose medium just happens to be sexuality
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this is a hate crime.
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Hello birders who are new, welcome, we love you so much, please include a location where/when your bird was seen for ID purposes, thank you & we can’t wait to see what you see!!
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no bird shares a banding code with me :(
This bird even shares my banding code ☺️
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i think that people should birdwatch however they want. unless of course it is different to how i birdwatch, in which case their list is invalid, they are ontologically evil, and should be killed
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anyone who has seen a burrowing owl is on my hitlist.
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This is my vent art
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when im older and have 40+ years of generational megas on my list i 100% will be flexing that shit are you kidding me
Most people: “birding isn’t a competition! Lifer count doesn’t matter! Just enjoy it🙂” The elderly:
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Gang activity in Darebin Parklands is outta control. This is Labor's Victoria
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starts with M and instantly makes you happy?
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there are a lot of fucked up chickens out there but malleefowl might be the best fucked up chicken
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maybe if u were small and petite like us bugs stray cats wouldn’t be decimating ur populations rn 🥱🥱 #InsectsOnTop
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