my life is a lot of song lyrics, sonic straw wrappers and too many dad jokes to count. my opinions = my own.
Oklahoma City, OK
Joined November 2010
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"We got to show love to the greats and the legends who wore Oklahoma City across their chest and set the foundation before us so that we can celebrate today."
Wise words from Aaron Wiggins... plus a shoutout for @okcthunder legend Nick Collison!
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One thing we cannot lose sight of is this picture of Harrison Ford in a kitchen in the late ’70s
When the livestream of @koconews weather coverage goes out and I just keep refreshing the page instead of getting another channel pulled up 🤣
BUT IS HE A CUBS FAN?! @Cubs
It was announced on Thursday that Cardinal Robert Prevost, a Chicago native, has been selected as the new pope.
Read the full story: tinyurl.com/yc3mcfpn
Maybe I’m just not a greens girlie. I thought surely @AlaniNutrition could make it happen but I was GAGGING (and not in a good way) the entire time I tried to down this “wild berry” greens bev. The SMELL! The TASTE! 🤢🤢🤢
laura elizabeth ✌🏼 (she/her) retweeted
having sensory issues is so weird. how am I supposed to explain that I’m mad because the wrong lights are on?
Somehow my mom’s Christmas present (a calendar) came with 2024 dates. I don’t remember seeing an option when ordering from @Shutterfly… seems weird considering I ordered it in December?
One thing about me: if you come for the @USPS, I will riot. Don’t mess with my crew like that.
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USPS doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a service that benefits everyone.
In a rational country, we wouldn’t even need to explain to grown adults how public services work, or why it’s a terrible idea to erode them.
laura elizabeth ✌🏼 (she/her) retweeted
I feel strongly that we shouldn’t see his body. Feels like a violation
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You cannot insist that the baby in a manger was a gift while claiming a baby on welfare is a burden.
You cannot praise the family who fled political violence into Egypt while condemning a family who flees political violence into America.
laura elizabeth ✌🏼 (she/her) retweeted
You read C. S. Lewis and you're constantly discovering things you already knew but didn't know you knew
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Before there was NIL there was Buddy Garrity, the most legendary booster of all time. 10 reasons why he's the GOAT 🧵
laura elizabeth ✌🏼 (she/her) retweeted
🚩The current ongoing Whooping Cough outbreak in Oklahoma is larger than the “Oklahoma Whooping Cough Epidemic of 1983”.
🚩There have been no social media posts about this outbreak from the Oklahoma State Health Department.
🚩401 cases
@HealthyOklahoma
laura elizabeth ✌🏼 (she/her) retweeted
breakdowns don’t necessarily mean crying. most of the time it’s you blankly staring somewhere and not having the energy to continue doing whatever it is you’re doing
