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ghost writer, silly guy, cat dad, nuisance, #1 yearner Go Hawks $10 Feet Ratings

Midwest (Hell)
Joined December 2011
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White guys on twitter - what’s your favorite episode of the office to put on during sex?
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Playing Ocarina of Time and I have to say, I fw this guy heavy
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A LEGO set for ‘INTERSTELLAR’ is in the works.
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When I say "eat the rich," I don't mean the surgeon with 700K in his bank account who had sleepless nights and worked hard for it. I mean the billionaires who earn 10K a minute even while they're asleep.
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i made 43 dollars tonight off one doordash delivering a contraceptive
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The type of shit I say every time I see news about Sam Altman.
is it possible to reach 200 ram so i can make this thing commit suicide
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1,500+ CHESTS. 5,205,103 HOURS PLAYED. MAP COMPLETELY STUDIED. ROUTE MASTERED. EVERY SINGLE CHEST OPENED EVERY GAME. 10 TRILLION CROWNED WINS. I FINALLY GOT THE PIRATE SHOP TOKEN!!!!!!!
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can i come over and gnaw on you like this?
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My favorite part of the OOT remake is that this time around we have Twitter
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Unfortunate plot hole discovered in Ocarina of Time. Supposedly Gannondorf put a parasite in the Great Deku Tree to try and steal its spiritual stone, right? But then, how did he make it past The Great Mido without a shield and a sword? 🤔
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present Link-in Park
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NINTENDO CHANGED THESE MFs!!!! You were NEVER able to get this close back on the N64!!!!! GODDAMN, MIYAMOTO, YOU KNEW how to scare old fans all over again 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Love the Ocarina of Time remake but I think they should have added firearms
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This is seriously so remarkably insane. What a time to be alive.
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Girlfriend called… DECLINED! busy whore! Busy playing The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time (2026 Remake)
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i’m going to cry. this is exactly what it’s all about.
His first video game. He thinks Link is him and calls Link by his name
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You’re in her DM’s, I’m in her bed playing Ocarina of Time Remake
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kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
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They had to add in more woke after last night
‘GOD OF WAR - LAUFEY’ has been delayed by 3 months to May 20, 2027.
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Happy birthday @leafsnlifts
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