he/him | maryland hater

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Joined July 2017
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I used to have this liberty biberty that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time 😭 I used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
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What is Derrick White posting on TikTok 😭😭😭😭
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for the preservation of my mental health i need to eat pussy soon
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Everybody say what up to Wilyer πŸ‘‹ @RedSox
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Charlie Kirk died thinking Christian Yelich was an October choker
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how dudes with no play be analyzing their best friends relationship
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Wuold you still enjoy Pavement🎢 if stephen Malkmus had just One eye? πŸ‘οΈ #PavementTwt #MalkTwtShade
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October 26, 1982
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Es mi nuevo video favorito
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What could he possibly add to this situation
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An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Have been saying β€œSATAN’S BOY I COULD NEVER BE…i havent the humility.” A LOT the last couple days
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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If you were hoping Jarren Duran was going to be non-tendered, @Sean_McAdam continues to completely shut it down: β€œIt’s widely expected that the Red Sox will look to deal him this winter, but he’ll no doubt be tendered.”
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Robert Crumb by Eric Kroll, 1995
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Ecco2k i lied its okay that i’m in my twenties now, I AM still interested in bisexual music i DO have time😭😭❀️❀️
Ecco2k – Aldehydes and Ketones (Prod. Gud)
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The ghosts in the pfister getting ready to give the performance of a lifetime:
The Rays have arrived at the Pfister
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do you know what chief keef accomplished at 16
Chief Keef’s baby mama reveals their son is keeping a perfect 4.0 GPA despite having Sosa as his father πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ’―
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he's so fucking good
there's a part in The Devils where Oliver Reed says "I could never be Satan's boy" and I can't stop thinking about it
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