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Cool Ghost

@ACoolGhost
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Joined September 2012
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"Supergrok" can kiss my super ass
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f̷n̷t̷m̷@fntm182Feb 11
the chuds will not inherit the earth
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*robbers burst into bank* EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPDOG *bank manager frowns* What's updog? WE'RE ROBBING THIS BANK WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
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Tried to signal to my wife across the food court to buy me an extra McNuggets and now I’m in 3 gangs and have to kill someone named “Snake”.
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ME: *3D prints a girlfriend* Hey baby 3D Girlfriend: *3D prints a boyfriend* I have a boyfriend
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Darla
@ddsmidt28 May 2016
Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn't want to hang out and never intends on being friends
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Josh
@constantlyjosh30 Jul 2013
Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Once it tastes human blood we have to put it down
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Josh
@constantlyjosh24 Jan 2015
Just wait till I become the biggest optician, then you'll see, then you'll all see
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tara shoe@tarashoe4 Oct 2013
a proper response to girl calling "amy?" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE
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tara shoe@tarashoe11 Nov 2014
love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue
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when u got the club at 8 but ruining a mans life at 9
Image from gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom)
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A@Adamstone3414 Dec 2014
@Adamstone341 don't go on my twitter ever again u fat bitch
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my big gut flops on the restaurant table as i try to break it so the food scatters for my rat children that live in the walls
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Accidentally sprinkled protein powder in the terrarium & my turtle got a calf tattoo and impregnated the water pump
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My cat is sad because he's sitting on a shelf with another cat, who is making an overdramatic speech about the future
Image from WHY MY CAT IS SAD (@MYSADCAT)
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My cat is sad because of the recent rise of public indecency.
Image from WHY MY CAT IS SAD (@MYSADCAT)
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BAKOON@BAKKOOONN21 Feb 2014
no barbie, i dont want to eat clothes for dinner again. its been months
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Blind Chow@BlindChow25 Jan 2014
A little girl plays outside with a tea set, a snarling bear lumbering towards her. "r u the bear who ate mommy?" Yeah "Want some tea?" Yeah
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I am not saying my GF is a bad driver, but once I overheard her GPS say "After 300 yards, stop and let me out".
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Goddammit
Image from Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity (@BuckyIsotope)
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