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Beyond The 140 retweeted
[interview]
"How would you describe your people skills?"
ME: I tend to drive others away.
"That's great! Welcome to Uber."
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I just want to be the best Uber driver there is.
It's good to fill a Nietzsche in society.
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If your last name is Uber you must call your daughter Ann Uber I don't make the rules I just enforce them
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Grass, gas, or ass. Nobody rides for free.
Me, put in charge of the Uber ad campaign
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Yeah I don't mind Uber you know, pays alright, work my own hours I mean, what else am I gonna do when he's at work?
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Tune in to @BeyondThe140 on Tuesday 4/18 at 11pm ET with guest @WheelTod and guest co-host @3sunzzz! Live audio, chat, and video!
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[ME AS AN UBER DRIVER]
Fare: I'm about to miss my flight!
Me: Ooo, exciting! Where ya going? *taking out phone* I took my dog to Dollywood.
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Finally, a pic in my awesome @BeyondThe140 t-shirt. I either need shorter hair or bigger boobs.
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Sometimes when I'm driving I'm overcome with an urge to run into an overpass pillar. Anyway, I'm Kris & I'll be your Uber driver.
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